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#187446 - 05/13/2003 01:10 PM
Re: Scousers
[Re: Krazeh]
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jon_m
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Krazeh said:
Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle
Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.
Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A: A burglar
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?
A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut?
A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut
Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform?
A: Big Mac and fries please
Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ?
A: What you looking at?
Q: What do you call a scouser in a White Shellsuit ?
A: The Bride
all this despite the fact that mancheater has a higher crime rate anyway! good effort! pot kettle and black spring to mind!! 
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#187447 - 05/13/2003 01:32 PM
Re: Scousers
[Re: jon_m]
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toxicdave
heavily medicated for the safety of the masses
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heavily medicated for the safety of the masses
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jon_m said:
all this despite the fact that mancheater has a higher crime rate
think u'll find it's mainly Salford (ordsall mainly) that has the higher crime rate. that's why Utd fans have their cars robbed and City fans don't. Moss Side don't rob......they shoot
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#187448 - 05/13/2003 01:39 PM
Re: Scousers
[Re: toxicdave]
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jon_m
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toxicdave said:
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jon_m said:
all this despite the fact that mancheater has a higher crime rate
think u'll find it's mainly Salford (ordsall mainly) that has the higher crime rate. that's why Utd fans have their cars robbed and City fans don't. Moss Side don't rob......they shoot
at least u fuckers lose somethin!!
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#187449 - 05/14/2003 03:27 PM
Re: Scousers
[Re: Krazeh]
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djiceman
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Stoke on Trent
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Quote:
Krazeh said:
Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle
Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.
Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A: A burglar
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?
A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut?
A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut
Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform?
A: Big Mac and fries please
Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night ?
A: What you looking at?
Q: What do you call a scouser in a White Shellsuit ?
A: The Bride
ha de fucking ha! what do you want, a gold medal for being a manc?
 go fuck off! 
me ----> 
you ------> 
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