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#190687 - 05/13/2003 10:55 AM The best comeback ever  
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Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day by a female interviewer concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun control this is one of the best comeback lines of all time.

It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between the female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald as he was preparing to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.


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#190688 - 05/13/2003 10:56 AM Re: The best comeback ever [Re: tidyShaun]  
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fucking classic.


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#190689 - 05/13/2003 03:25 PM Re: The best comeback ever [Re: wub_wub]  
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#190690 - 05/13/2003 04:57 PM Re: The best comeback ever [Re: SexxiBunni]  
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funny, but completely false

http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm


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#190691 - 05/13/2003 09:06 PM Re: The best comeback ever [Re: Krazeh]  
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the scary thing is sum1s actually resurched into that fekin joke


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#190692 - 05/14/2003 02:20 AM Re: The best comeback ever [Re: Mr_Happy]  
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haha nice 1


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