Note: This is only awarded to sentences in THIS thread.

I'll start ...

i thought i'd knocked myself back a level last night when i ed my head real bad on the extractor fan but luckily I'm still here on the same level ! You're fired you here me ? FIRED ..... FIIIIIRRRREEEED

So this duck came past hte other day wearing flip-flops and riding a badger, so i asked him where he was off and he said he was "off to pork the granite monkey", then he hit me with a brick, stole my watch and rode off to the sound of ride of the valkyries

heres my random bolloxs its all about ctw!!!!!

this is not worthy of posting! and crap posts make me but sometimes there really and put a on my face othertimes they make me . the who rox ya soxs post makes me cos the person who i like knows... think i will go and head butt a wall, whilst the rest of you at me! i am at the amount of new people on here nowadays! so many i can hardly keep up saying hello ! perhaps we could come up with a way of creating a way to say hello!? which would put on everyones faces! the smut forum is ver kinky but i like it as i post my deepest darkest fantasies in it ! sometimes i cry when people wiggle there bums at me or stick out there but i always get better when i have a good ! my eyes are sometimes crazy! but i am a bright spark especially when i wiggle or smoke sometimes though i can be a complete !

i am so which is but could be bad! as i dont want cos that would be shit ! or just typical!

think i need when i look like this i am talking absoloubte bolloxs so think i might stop soon and say althoguh i hope to win the award for most random bolloxs!

everyone on ctw are stars are out at night when i am i dream of cremy coming to scare me he makes me but no one must say a word otherwise you will look like and i will all of you!

i somone who isent james but might be as i like to this to him! creamy loves his but he will normally turn arround a say and i will i like to at untill they turn to i will have to think about doing this more often!

i will at whoever can make more bolloxs and and make me look like cos i am going to win! none of you are getting this award!

i feel like this and then i when ive had too much of james gets very and tells me to and !

thats my bolloxs!

LOL!

Whos this person then Soph?

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Whos this person then Soph?

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It's a secret sooooo secret, that only only people who can keep a secret know about it. Can you keep a secret?

Do u wanna make it any more obvious?

The pots were cold? Or were they? When Johnny decided one day to take his bucket up the hill he realised that the only one person left in this world was him. Or was it? There were two ants in the park on the swings when one day one said to the other "oh fuck this lets shag" the other looked suprised and said "but I'm a male", "who cares?" said the other "lets do it"!

Meanwhile, as Johnny was collecting his water he trod on one of the ants and killed one of them, he realised what he'd done and run away but then realised .....

There were no police......

he was the only one left .......

He realised the only way out of this was to shag the remaining ant. At this point the ant cottoned on to what randy Johnny was up to and legged it.

Oh that poor ant.

What Johnny put him through that day still bears scars, "Hes a bastard" said the ant "look what he did to me", there are now 1.5 million Johnny Ants - and rising - "and all because the dirty perverted bastard couldn't keep his dick in his trousers" the ant said upsettingly.

And that was the creation of Johnny Ants!

" Six Breasts " shouted the old coja on his crescent shaped moon cake. No more fur for this fella. Jungle's out in Botswana just weren't his cup of tea, especially the limestone and pop rivets.

Oh well, the alphabet has 40 letters and there are only two cheesegraters left, so what is the blue moon going to show now ?
There was only one thing left to do - grow fungus out of his arse. Oh fuck he can't, my fish have finrot !

the lemon flavoured floppy disk asked the inverted sheepdog what is the meaning of life? miow it replied nonchantly, which translated as how the fuck should i know. the floppy disk throughly feeling homosexual now, traversed the thick, electron covered potato and when it reached the other side met up with someone from the village of lame buzzard (no names)this someone whose names does not begin with a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y, or z did not know either. so the disk plodded on and came to the empty river of fridge magnets which looked very similar to a line of....
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easter bunny!!! The disk, extremely knackered now cos its little legs were inside out and generally fucked asked the river, which wasnt actually there, the meaning of life and wen it got no answer it picked up a smoked salmon sandwich coloured rottweiler and ate it in frustration.


someone finish this lol cos i really am not doing to well 2nite!!!

the other day i was walking along the street and bumped into a smurf. the surf said "eat me" in its ickle smurf voice. feeling so touched by these wise words i gently picket up the blue rodent and bit its head off. sadly this smurf was no ordinary smurf, it as a kamakarzi detective smirf and the next thing i knew i was being ambushed by loads of yellow and black buzzing flying smurfs called 'wasps'

these wasps kept stinging me with thier intergalactic ultrasounds poisen and i was crying out "mummy" in agony. then *puff* - 1 of the wasps turned into my mom.

"dont feer my child" said my mummy "i'm here to give u a blowjob"

"isn't that kinda wrong considering u were just a wasp like 2 seconds ago?" i replyed a lil curious

"no son its not wrong cuz i'm gonna bite ur nob off - i'm really still a yellow and black buzzing flying smurf and i want ur seaman so that we can create an army of yellow and black buzzing flying gemini smurfs" replyed my mummy

"but if all u want is gemini smurfs then y dont u just have sex @ a set point in time so u all give birth in june?" said me in a calm and collected (and sumwhat unzipped) mannor

"excelent idea" mummy said, and with that she disapeard again and i was left in the middle of the street on me own with my cock hanging out

other than that it was just ur avarage day

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wankstains!!!!

This post is a load of random bollox!

ive just been attacked by a pink tuna sandwich-
i hope i was and it wasnt any illegal things just screwing my brain up?

Hmmm......thinks Mr Purple Cat.

good job you've got a tissue!!

this is so random

CreamyC

I mean that should win the award hands down!!

Or the fact that i'm so bloody out of it right about now that i'm doing a pretty good job in keeping it together. Unlike my dear old fellow James. I mean could he stop that alarm going off at All Bar 1, fuck no. Why have i got Puffy Daddy on and waiting for Song 5 to hear this track that will send goosebumps (bunnykins version goosepumps) down my body? Can they go feet upwards?

I see what you are all saying. That's not random that's just weired text. I mean if the milkybar kid was to write some random codshit then hey i would be a little freaked out. I mean the Milky Bars are on me? What are they attached to you with? In true style of blue peter, stick back plastic? Why couldn't they just say selotape?? Or were they just scared of that word? Fuck me if i know!! But i seriously think the Milky Bar kid has let himself go. Maybe that's why they use cartoons now, OR that he does such dangerous stunts that they can't all for a real actor to do them, for the fear of some serious injury!!

It's nearly 2pm while i'm trying to keep it together. Got a sore throat if you are interested in knowing. Not to bad thanks. Glad to know all you lot care so much. Awwwww i love you guys. But when you ask me if black is black. I might just say "no actually it's a very dark blue".

Ok i'm gonna get this shit on and make myself a cup of coffee, wait i have sprite, and then there was a loud thud from the kitchen.

Anyone want some coffee or sprite?

This is Scream signing off!!

Over and Out!!

P.S. i'm not using smily's as that's just lame, i mean serious how random is a smily face????