Why is it that fat and ugly people always seem to be in cyber at hard house/trance nights?

Do they think that dressing in fluroscent yellow will hide their 300lb bulk, or that the face that looks like a pitbull chewing a wasp will be hidden with a few spots?

Women in particular are guilty of this. They should also learn to do maths, because their simple division is awful.


16 doesn't go into 12, no matter how much you breath in.

I'm sorry wub, u shall never see me in my fluro yellow outfit again. I'll stick to the mini top with out hanging gut and an oversized belly ring.

lmfao

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I'll stick to the mini top with out hanging gut and an oversized belly ring.

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That's the spirit. Dress like that, and soon you'll have men queuing up to roll you in flour and aim for where it sticks.

This is one controversial statement and one that I am in total agreement with !

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This is one controversial statement and one that I am in total agreement with !

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Glad you agree Creamy!



Now, if you could just explain what you wore to Global Gathering this year.....

actually i remember at aomz at NC4PM in Sheffield, i always use to (when in a state) play "spot the fat people in thin peoples clothes" hehehehe nothin against the larger people ar all... in fact i think some of them actually suit bein larger, but when they squeeze themselves into skimpy undersized clothes they just look plain stupid!!

Doesnt make them look any better that theyve shoehorned themseves into a skirt 3 sizes too small and they have rolls of fat hangin over it... that just looks WRONG!!!!

LMFAO!

Did u see that fat kid @ SS Norf on NYD with the skimpy SS yellow and red shorts on that came up to his crotch?

Made me laff in the toilets when he was tryin to go for a piss, then a bit later when he was tryin to be sick!

Like I said, 16 don't go into 12.

OOO - i think you could be starting something here!

True though!

Thankfully, I claim my place amongst the skinny people. Therefore, I can insult those wider than me.

LOL!

Good to have u back Wubs!

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Thankfully, I claim my place amongst the skinny people. Therefore, I can insult those wider than me.

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Not sure it quite works like that but u slate people as u feel fit

well for once i' glad i'm a skinny bastard then! just rememebr kev's reaction when i showed him the t-shirt i bought for HEAT NYE, think his words were something along the lines of "how the fuck are you emant to fit in that", lol, then again could be my memory playing trciks on me!

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Thankfully, I claim my place amongst the skinny people. Therefore, I can insult those wider than me.

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Yeah, but Wub,

I've seen broomsticks that are wider than you!

yep the beautiful people keep it funky aka - me

Correct !

Prepare for war!!

YAY fat ppl in cyber are shit

lmao

Im glad to see this post hasnt caused mutiny on CTW as yet & it was even making its way hastily down to the bottom of the list of posts virtually un-noticed.

So............

Im gonna bounce it right back up!!

lmao, norty norty... u might create scandals her Ms PVC

Nothing like a bit of scandal!!

i saw this big lass at heat and my god i was just think did you kill a bear to have that much fur?

well in defence of fat, I mean large people, beauty is only skin deep ....

oh bollox to it! round them all up and kill em all ... ugly barstards

... err sorry, gotta bit carried away there

why - had she not shaved recently?

and heres me thinkin u were gonna be the only one to say they were fine

Good to have ya back wubster!

Its not been the same without u!

Fat and Ugly people that persist in futile attempts to look cool in cyber gear/clothes 4 sizes too small are an integral part of any clubbing experience.

Without them, where would we be? No one to laugh at, no one to point at when you're at your lowest, and realise that actually your NOT the worst person there.

As such, I think there should be a rule that says every group of clubbers MUST take a fat person in stupid clothes with them.

So the next question, who volunteers to wear a fat suit and DayGlo Yellow hotpants to the next CTW meet up??

You arse licking twat !

Cybers are shit, fat ones are even worse !

Now lets talk about PVC ones !

I'm gonna be bithcy too .. cos I CAN .. cos it's a message board and no one can smack me in the face ..

Fat tummies in crop tops! EUGH .. WHY ?????

Once at Godskitchen I saw this fat clubber chick "attempting" to pole dance on one of the podiums. I was almost sick, scarred for life. Fat people should definitely not go for "figure hugging" cyber gear / pvc. Just think of the distress it causes other clubbers. Why do they do it, god damn it, WHY!!!!!

Nick G fancied one at Heat, I had to stop him, I just couldn't see a friend go through with it, he deserves better !

Harsh but fair. I'm no oil painting myself, but I was shocked when I went to my first 'crasher - I thought it was for the beautiful people....Quote of the night 'My eyes! They're bleeding!'

Or lycra

Got to say, the only place I see beautiful people are the Funky House lot! Serious @ The Cross and Garlands in particular and the funky room at Sundisstional ! Cant be beaten! Sorry !

Agreed - the 'pretty' people are often false though!

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Agreed - the 'pretty' people are often false though!

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I agree, just look at Creamy!

Trust no one, deny everything !