when out clubbing guys.....if you happened to come across a female who was off her tits ....would you
1/be a sweetie and put your coat across her shoulders and comfort her
2/be like ftb and try to bed her
3/use the opportunity to get her fone number
4/be a gentleman and protect her from the wolves
5/ think stupid bitch get away from me
6/ slip your fone number into her bag and call a taxi ?

dead as a dead thing me thinks!

Erm 1 & 6, maybe with a hint of 2.

But I generally find that if I try to be nice to someone who is looking upset/out-of-it...normally by using that all-time threatening line "Are you OK?" They generally look at me as if I am some kind of rapist/pervert, and walk off. (And no, I don't look like a rapist/pervert, am just a nice guy)

If chivalry is dead, it is cos women killed it, they don't know how to accept that someone can be genuinely nice.

No its just got more equal.Whats wrong with a girl holding a door open forme.Respect and be respected.
Allthough the arsehole level goes up exponentionally

Either 1 or 4. I don't tend to go to clubbin clubs to pull, but that said I never pass an opportunity by !!

Deffo 1 & 4

In Space this summer a girl came & sat down, totally mashed, I offered her some water, she said "Well take the f*cking top off then!" - nice 1

ah and she was such a lady

all very valid..... not fair is it Jake doing the right thing and shes a bitch

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1/be a sweetie and put your coat across her shoulders and comfort her ?
2/be like ftb and try to bed her
3/use the opportunity to get her fone number
4/be a gentleman and protect her from the wolves
5/ think stupid bitch get away from me
6/ slip your fone number into her bag and call a taxi ?

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1) Only if we'd got chatting, she seemed to want the help, cos she might like the fact that she was off her tits!!
2) If I fancied her that might be at the back of my mind.
3) Possibly
4) Only if thought that was what she wanted.
5) no
6) not fone number yes taxi if she wanted one.

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2/be like ftb and try to bed her

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I resent that ! How would you know what I would do, you've never even met me !!
And who would want to bed someone so much off their tits anyway ? Sounds like rape to me ...

Might do number 3 tho !

aww fred, i apologise i didnt mean it like that...was just taking the piss hun soweeee

well, when i go clubbing it is about enjoying ur self right, and when u havingn fun it is all about having fun right, so it is all about in what state ur in, i mean if it is freeeeeeezing cold i would share my jacket with her, but this is as faras it goes, i mean u need 2 know the chick before u gonna play chess with her, so rainbowgurl what u saying then.... u and ur greate ideas.....

i fink he was goin for the sympathy vote Anna!! LOL

who is anna? my bad, im kind of new in here...

Anna is Rainbowgurl...sorry iv always known her as anna!!

i have an idea, what about u, me and anna and a gallon of beer?? i dont drink much but what the fook....

Hehe u do know Anna is a lesbian dont u

Although i am female..........

i didnt, but now u told me, and there is nothing wrong with lesbians u know, i mean bi girls, so is this a yes then? u get anna i get beer or anything u like....

i know theres nothin wrong with lesbians, Anna is one of my best mates!!

And i think u picked the right title on here....

well, i have the energy if u have the time & place....

How shocking!!

so i take it as yes then, so u not as shy as u look u know that...

I am actually quite shy when it comes to it, just not really on the board lol

hey im shy aslo, so it makes 2 of us, im even more shy in real life then on ctw, u know what i mean...? dotn ya?

down boy ...sheesh

<---- indeed!!

He doesn't deserve the title, you gotta do a lot better than that my son !

none of the options above, i'd just leave her to get on with it, as blink says, you try to eb nice and you get stared at liek you're somekind of murderer/rapist/pervert/etc.
I try to be nice, but 99% of the time it's just not wortht he hassle and bad looks you get.

Hey fred what u been up 2, or i c u got the title back, how did u manage it? or claire got bored? any how, nice 2 u c baCK in the BirdSnatchers Crew....

once some women start acting more like ladies then they can expect men to act more like gentlemen

chilvary died because of feminism, you want it back now do ya!

myself i help anyone who looks like they could use some you never know when it may be you who needs it