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#532695 - 05/14/2003 11:19 AM Once upon a time there was...  
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a kitten called kevin, who liked to poo and wee on a girl called maria. One day she got very annoyed with kevin and decided to...

ooh you norty little scamp....
#532696 - 05/14/2003 11:21 AM Re: Once upon a time there was... [Re: beckie in la la land]  
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On your face.
Smash his face in with a ladle.

His looks just didn;t improve, therefore..

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#532697 - 05/14/2003 11:23 AM Re: Once upon a time there was... [Re: Maria]  
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Wasting the good tax payers mo...
Maria went out on the game, as she always did and met............

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#532698 - 05/14/2003 11:23 AM Re: Once upon a time there was... [Re: wub_wub]  
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On your face.
..a transexual called wub wub. He..

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#532699 - 05/14/2003 11:28 AM Re: Once upon a time there was... [Re: Maria]  
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........split her ringpiece with his member, until she screamed for help. Along came........

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#532700 - 05/14/2003 11:28 AM Re: Once upon a time there was... [Re: wub_wub]  
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creamy again and kicked shit out of Maria the pain in the arse.

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#532701 - 05/14/2003 11:30 AM Re: Once upon a time there was... [Re: CreamyC]  
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Jizzer arrived sooon after on his white charger, to rescue the wench Maria, but....

Walks quietly but carries a big Fin.
#532702 - 05/14/2003 11:31 AM Re: Once upon a time there was... [Re: Don]  
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sadly she had to put down.

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#532703 - 05/14/2003 11:31 AM Re: Once upon a time there was... [Re: Don]  
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he was fucked and ket and unable to move in a straight line until.........

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#532704 - 05/14/2003 11:36 AM Re: Once upon a time there was... [Re: wub_wub]  
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The Fiery Underbelly of Hell "...
... The End.

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#532705 - 05/14/2003 11:37 AM Re: Once upon a time there was... [Re: Capn_Jack]  
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(c) 2003 Wank Threads, Inc.

#532706 - 05/14/2003 11:41 AM Re: Once upon a time there was... [Re: TomD]  
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(c) 2003 Wank Threads, Inc.



genius.

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#532707 - 05/14/2003 11:47 AM Re: Once upon a time there was... [Re: TomD]  
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GOT
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#532708 - 05/14/2003 11:54 AM Re: Once upon a time there was... [Re: Maria]  
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lol - well its the writes that make it..and youre all shite.

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#532709 - 05/14/2003 12:00 PM Re: Once upon a time there was... [Re: beckie in la la land]  
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On your face.

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#532710 - 05/14/2003 12:06 PM Re: Once upon a time there was... [Re: TomD]  
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(c) 2003 Wank Threads, Inc.



Coming from the King of pointless FAO's. Wanker.

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