THE STORY OF RINDERCELLA (DYSLEXIC CINDERELLA)

This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.

Rindercella worked very hard, frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits and shivelling shot. At the end of the day she was nucking fackered.

The Sugly isters were right bugly asterds. One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swallocks. They were forrible huckers. They had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.

The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball,but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go. Suddenely there was a bucking fuge hang and her Gairy Fodmother appeared whose name was Shairy Hithole. She was a right lucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin hucking cuge farriage and six mite whice on to six dandy ronkeys with buge hollocks and dig bicks.

The Gairy Fodmother told Rindercella she had to be back by nidmight otherwise there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball Rindercella was dancing with the Pransome Hince when suddenely the clock struck twelve. "MISTE ALL CRUCKING FIGHTY" saidR indercella as she ran out, tripped barse over ollocks and lost her slass glipper.

Next day the pransome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenely Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let rip a fig bart, "who's fust jarted?" said the Pransome Hince. "Blame that fugly hucker over there" said Mary Hinge.
When the stinking brown cloud had lifted he tried the slass glipper on both sugly isters without success, their feet stucking funk.

Betty swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the Pransome Hince a nick in the kackers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.

He tried the glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectely. Rindercella and the Pransome Hince were married. The Hince lived a life of lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny. They both lived happily ever after


HE TEND

Funny...but it was a bit of a chore to read.

hahahahahaha < laffin so much

Bloody took a while though!