Here is a site just for you.

http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/#hitsuji

Here's a snippet of what to expect.

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1. You need to dress a cat. And you will say to a cat together with a family. "It has changed just for a moment". [ "it being very dear" or ] You will pass pleasant one time.



2. If a family and a cat become fortunate, you will take a commemorative photo! Therefore, please photo your cat lovelily with much trouble.



3. If it finishes taking a photograph, you will make it remove clothes from a cat immediately. You will say then, without forgetting the language of gratitude to a cat. "-- be flooded -- a way -- good -- having done one's best -- ! -- "

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Enjoy.

disclaimer: i luv cats n dogs. (saute'd)

lmao, i remember a few mates of mine goin to someones house party and putting his dog in the microwave for a little while. Brings a whole new meaning to the word "hot dog" doesn't it

Hear you go, A lady in America used to take her little dog for a walk, and when it rained dried it in the oven.... Well one x mas her son bought her a micro wave!!!!!!! Oh yes she did!!!!! And later sued the micro wave makers cause the did not state that hot dogs were not permitted!!!!! Love pets, but thats rather funny!!!