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#607208 - 07/17/2003 01:02 PM Things my girlfriend and I have argued about.  
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I'm sure most men will have at one point in their lives, embarked upon the fruitless past time of arguing with your girlfriend. Here is a website I found which may remind you all of the delights of arguing with the special lady.

Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About
Nothing keeps a relationship on its toes so much as lively debate. Fortunate, then, that my girlfriend and I agree on absolutely nothing. At all.

Combine utter, polar disagreement on everything, ever, with the fact that I am a text-book Only Child, and she is a violent psychopath, and we're warming up. Then factor in my being English while she is German, which not only makes each one of us personally and absolutely responsible for the history, and the social and cultural mores of our respective countries, but also opens up a whole field of sub-arguments grounded in grammatical and semantic disputes and, well, just try saying anything and walking away.

Examples? Okey-dokey. We have argued about:

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mil.millington/things.html

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#607209 - 07/17/2003 01:07 PM Re: Things my girlfriend and I have argued about. [Re: Capn_Jack]  
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Up my own arse
that is very sad

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#607210 - 07/17/2003 01:17 PM Re: Things my girlfriend and I have argued about. [Re: Mod1]  
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that is very sad



Not to mention extremely funny.

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#607211 - 07/17/2003 01:35 PM Re: Things my girlfriend and I have argued about. [Re: Capn_Jack]  
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OK, I am all for a good arguement, but how do you have an arguement about your phone number

"It's 1121"
"No it isn't, it is 1211"
"OK, I'll dial it"
*RingRing*
"You cheated and dialled 1211"
"No, I dialled 1121"
"OK, I'll dial it"
*RingRing*
"Now you cheated"

....?

'It's a curious statistical anomaly.'

Must remember that one

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#607212 - 07/17/2003 01:42 PM Re: Things my girlfriend and I have argued about. [Re: Blink]  
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Up my own arse
i had a row with one of my ex's cos she accused me of stealing her bra

it went on for about an hour b4 she called her mum (who did her washing for her[bloody students]) to discover it was there... silly fooking bint!!! lol

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#607213 - 07/17/2003 01:43 PM Re: Things my girlfriend and I have argued about. [Re: Mod1]  
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i had a row with one of my ex's cos she accused me of stealing her bra

it went on for about an hour b4 she called her mum (who did her washing for her[bloody students]) to discover it was there... silly fooking bint!!! lol



anything you wanna share with us Ian???

#607214 - 07/17/2003 01:46 PM Re: Things my girlfriend and I have argued about. [Re: Capn_Jack]  
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I eat two-fingered Kit-Kats like I'd eat any other chocolate bars of that size, i.e., without feeling the need to snap them into two individual fingers first. Margret accused me of doing this, 'deliberately to annoy her'.

Hehe, I've heard this one before.

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#607215 - 07/17/2003 01:47 PM Re: Things my girlfriend and I have argued about. [Re: miss_diddy]  
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Up my own arse
only the fact that the majority of girls seem to be stupid

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#607216 - 07/17/2003 02:49 PM Re: Things my girlfriend and I have argued about. [Re: Mod1]  
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#607217 - 07/17/2003 05:06 PM Re: Things my girlfriend and I have argued about. [Re: Mod1]  
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only the fact that the majority of girls seem to be stupid



Totally agree mate.

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#607218 - 07/17/2003 05:40 PM Re: Things my girlfriend and I have argued about. [Re: CreamyC]  
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