> Hello, my name is Josh and I suffer from the guilt
>of
> not forwarding 50 billion frigging chain
>letters
> sent to me by people who actually believe that if
> you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in
>Arkansas
> with a breast on her forehead will be able to
>raise
> enough money to have it removed before her
> redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak
>show.
>
> Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going
>to
> give you, and everyone to whom you send "his"
> e-mail, $1000?
> How stupid are we? "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll
> down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid
>by
> every good looking model in the magazine!"
> ((I WISH)) What a bunch of bull.
> Basically, this message is a big KISS MY
> ROSEY RED ASS to all the people out there
>who
> have nothing better to do than to send me
>stupid
> chain mail forwards.
> Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come
>into
> my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not
> continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5
>AD and
> brought to this country by pilgrims on the
> Mayflower.
> If you're going to forward something, at least
> send me something mildly amusing. I've
>seen
> all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends,
>and this
> poor, wretched excuse for a human being will
> somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient
>being"
> forwarded about 900 times!! I don't frigging
> care. Show a little intelligence and think about
>what
> you're actually contributing to by sending
>out
> these forwards. Chances are, it's your own
>unpopularity.
>
> The point being? If you get some chain letter
> that's threatening to leave you shagless or
>luckless for
> the rest of your life, delete it.
> If it's funny,
> send it on.
> Don't tick people off by making them feel
> guilty about a leper in Botswana with no
>teeth who
> has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and
> whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter
>he'll
> receive if you forward this e-mail.
>
> Now forward this to everyone you know.
>Otherwise,
>tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and
>will consume your genitals.

lol.. think i got this a while back..is funny but true bout what ones i get..lol