I sent her off to make me a brew about 3 hours ago, still no f'ing sign of the brew!! So I just took a look around and found that hairy varmin kipping on my windowsil!! Bastard!! Now I have to go and make my own brew. *grumble, grumble, bah humbug, etc*

you're cat is great, esp when she brings mice into the kitchen

That frigging cat, I ask her to get me a brew and the next thing I see is her scampering off up the garden. Then when she returns she's got a mouse or a rabbit, but no brew!! Bloody cat just doesn't listen to me!! *hurumph!*

i guess you'll never understand the way of the pussy?

we were watchin telly the other day,when our cat comes in and puts something on the floor which hopped uder the t.v.turned out to be a frog hahaha,we saved it and put it back in the pond anyway (didn't stop her from goin back tho)

Frigging cats they never take a hint, the swines.

but al ya cat is just a ball of fur, lol. wikid fur though.

my cat is such a dick, when it sees the car cumming down the road itll walk into the middle of the road to "greet it" and wont bloody move!!!!

no wonder its already been run over

you sure he isn't just trying to play chicken?

LOL aww bless.... tho cats dont make brews... get urself a laydee and then u may have a pussy that makes u one every now and then but cats, unfortunately.... dont!!