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#684929 - 10/06/2003 09:31 PM How not to play conkers  
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In the fridge nxt to fanta
Step One: Don't hit squirrels with the conkers

Step Two: Do not aim for Little Children

Step Three: Do not throw the conkers at people with the intent to harm them!!!!!!!!


oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo Lots of bubbles but where's the coke?
#684930 - 10/06/2003 09:32 PM Re: How not to play conkers [Re: Pepsi]  
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You've just reminded me that I need a drink.

#684931 - 10/06/2003 09:35 PM Re: How not to play conkers [Re: Pepsi]  
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what if the kids are really annoying, can you throw at the kids then?

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#684932 - 10/06/2003 09:35 PM Re: How not to play conkers [Re: majikman]  
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not seen a conker for years.......

why did they get put in the oven?

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#684933 - 10/06/2003 09:35 PM Re: How not to play conkers [Re: majikman]  
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Quote:

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You've just reminded me that I need a drink.



wat a bizarre way your mind works

oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo Lots of bubbles but where's the coke?
#684934 - 10/06/2003 09:37 PM Re: How not to play conkers [Re: Trudes]  
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what if the kids are really annoying, can you throw at the kids then?



No its always wrong to throw conkers at kids



rotting fruit on the other hand is quite acceptable

oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo Lots of bubbles but where's the coke?
#684935 - 10/06/2003 09:38 PM Re: How not to play conkers [Re: Pepsi]  
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wot you meen iv been playing it wrong 4 all thease years dam them poor squirrals

& that lil boy i put in hospital he still hasent come outta his comba

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#684936 - 10/06/2003 09:38 PM Re: How not to play conkers [Re: Pepsi]  
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yay i think i got some bad oranges in the fruit bowl

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#684937 - 10/06/2003 09:39 PM Re: How not to play conkers [Re: Pepsi]  
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Quote:

Pepsi said:
Quote:

majikman said:
You've just reminded me that I need a drink.



wat a bizarre way your mind works



Well, inded.... I haven't quite worked it out myself yet. I did honest forget I was thirsty til you turned up

#684938 - 10/06/2003 09:40 PM Re: How not to play conkers [Re: Trouble]  
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Trouble said:
wot you meen iv been playing it wrong 4 all thease years dam them poor squirrals

& that lil boy i put in hospital he still hasent come outta his comba



so other people really do play conkers like that then that'll be another apology for 2mo lol

oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo Lots of bubbles but where's the coke?
#684939 - 10/06/2003 09:44 PM Re: How not to play conkers [Re: Pepsi]  
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#684940 - 10/06/2003 10:41 PM Re: How not to play conkers [Re: Trouble]  
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I hit the squirrels on the nuts, they don't collect conkers.

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#684941 - 10/10/2003 12:16 PM Re: How not to play conkers [Re: Pepsi]  
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Quote:

Pepsi said:
Step One: Don't hit squirrels with the conkers

Step Two: Do not aim for Little Children

Step Three: Do not throw the conkers at people with the intent to harm them!!!!!!!!




The little squirrel fuckers dodged.

My throw's not what it used to be.

#684942 - 10/10/2003 12:47 PM Re: How not to play conkers [Re: Pepsi]  
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I always seemed to play the version which went like this:

1) collect a lot of conkers
2) collect some more
3) stick em all in a drawer somewhere
4) find them the next year havnig a slight musty smell

i never seemed to get round to the actual conker-combat side of things. why battle to have a 500-er, when u can collect 500 instead. much easier, and safer too.

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#684943 - 10/10/2003 12:59 PM Re: How not to play conkers [Re: IAHH]  
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