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#711282 - 11/07/2003 03:17 PM scousers rule  
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Three Scousers and three Mancs are travelling by train to a football
Match
in London. At the station, the three Mancs each buy a ticket and watch
as
the three Scousers buy just one ticket between them.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one
of
the Mancs. "Watch and learn," answers one of the Scousers.
They all board the train. The Mancs take their respective seats but all
three Scousers cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor arrives to collect
the
tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The
door
opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The
conductor takes it and moves on.
The Mancs are mightily impressed by this, so after the game, they
decide to
copy the Scousers on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return
trip...To their astonishment, the Scousers don't buy a ticket at all !!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed
Mancunian. "Watch and learn..." says one Scouser.
When they board the train the three Mancs cram into a toilet and soon
after
the three Scousers pile into another nearby. The train departs.
Shortly afterwards, one of the Scousers leaves the toilet and sneaks
across
to the toilet where the Mancs are hiding.
He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please..

#711283 - 11/07/2003 03:19 PM Re: scousers rule [Re: jon_m]  
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Likes it HARD !
****

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On your face.

#711284 - 11/07/2003 04:32 PM Re: scousers rule [Re: Maria]  
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CTW's thieving scally !
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CTW's thieving scally !
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Haha Quality

#711285 - 11/08/2003 12:46 PM Re: scousers rule [Re: Crill]  
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Cherry Offline
once you pop you can't stop
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once you pop you can't stop
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in a box in transit to London
Hahahaha excellent


... lose yourself in the music, the moment, you wannit, you better never let it go...
#711286 - 11/09/2003 10:01 AM Re: scousers rule [Re: Cherry]  
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how am i supposed to know, i'm...
LMFAO quality!!


to all those hermaphrodites out there. GO FUCK YOURSELVES!! ------------------- Scream (sympathy whore)

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