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#717225 - 11/13/2003 08:00 PM Great big fuck off spider  
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is right at my feet.....its HUGE

i dont like spiders

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#717226 - 11/13/2003 08:02 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: luu_luu]  
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oh my god!

i fucking HATE spiders!!!!

id be spacking out right now if i was you!!!

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#717227 - 11/13/2003 08:04 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: Geordie_becky]  
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if i dont move, it dont, as soon as i get up to move so does it!

dying for a cuppa and fag aswell

can anyone answer me a question? if spiders love dry places then why do they come up your plugholes/drains

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#717228 - 11/13/2003 08:06 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: luu_luu]  
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i heard on tv that that is just a rumour and that they really just drop into sinks n baths etc from above

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#717229 - 11/13/2003 08:07 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: Geordie_becky]  
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oooo errrrr, shall be doing my collar's up tighter.....dont want one dropping down me top

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#717230 - 11/13/2003 08:09 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: luu_luu]  
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UPDATE.........the kitten has found it

hope i dont come back as a spider....having my legs pulled off and being chucked around

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#717231 - 11/13/2003 08:20 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: luu_luu]  
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I just sucked one up with my hoover, hate em!!

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#717232 - 11/13/2003 08:21 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: Claire DC]  
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its been eaten now.........no doubt the cat will puke it back up later

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#717233 - 11/13/2003 08:23 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: Claire DC]  
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I just sucked one up with my hoover, hate em!!



my mam did that once and then chaced me with the hoover (evil bitch) and i started crying (puff)

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#717234 - 11/13/2003 08:26 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: Geordie_becky]  
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I just sucked one up with my hoover, hate em!!



my mam did that once and then chaced me with the hoover (evil bitch) and i started crying (puff)



I always keep the hoover on for a few mins more just to make sure its not still in the sucking thingymijig!!

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#717235 - 11/13/2003 08:27 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: Claire DC]  
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nozzle?

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#717236 - 11/13/2003 08:27 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: Claire DC]  
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I have a spider as a pet ... it lives in my kitchen

#717237 - 11/13/2003 08:28 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: luu_luu]  
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nozzle?



Yeah the extendy thing lol!! Cant think of the word for the life of me!!

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#717238 - 11/13/2003 08:29 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: Dawn]  
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I have a spider as a pet ... it lives in my kitchen




Noo spiders are eeeeeeeeeevil little trespassers!!

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#717239 - 11/13/2003 08:30 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: Claire DC]  
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they dont pay me rent......so the cat eats them

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#717240 - 11/13/2003 08:30 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: luu_luu]  
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small price to pay!!

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#717241 - 11/13/2003 08:55 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: Claire DC]  
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#717242 - 11/13/2003 08:56 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: Phil_B]  
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i sleep with my mouth shut

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#717243 - 11/13/2003 08:57 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: luu_luu]  
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#717244 - 11/13/2003 08:58 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: Phil_B]  
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cus i dont snore....thats when you have your mouth open

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#717245 - 11/13/2003 09:00 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: luu_luu]  
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if you're asleep then you havent a clue...where-as i can safely say that you do snore occasionally, just enough for those spiders to crawl in and drown

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#717246 - 11/13/2003 09:01 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: Phil_B]  
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gross.....and i DONT snore......
you do, and mumble

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#717247 - 11/13/2003 09:02 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: luu_luu]  
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#717248 - 11/13/2003 09:05 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: Phil_B]  
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sellotape!!

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#717249 - 11/13/2003 09:06 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: Claire DC]  
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thats what he uses in foreplay

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#717250 - 11/13/2003 09:08 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: luu_luu]  
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Kinky bastard.. i always knew he was a bit odd

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#717251 - 11/13/2003 09:10 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: Claire DC]  
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a bit!!!!!!!!


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#717252 - 11/13/2003 09:11 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: luu_luu]  
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I was bein polite

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#717253 - 11/13/2003 09:25 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: luu_luu]  
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is right at my feet.....its HUGE

i dont like spiders



Stamp on it. Job done. Stop whinging.

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#717254 - 11/13/2003 09:27 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: CreamyC]  
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take your own advice.

stop whinging!

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#717255 - 11/13/2003 09:28 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: luu_luu]  
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take your own advice.

stop whinging!



I'm not whinging. you are. If you were a spider I'd stamp on you.

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#717256 - 11/13/2003 09:28 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: CreamyC]  
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good job im not then

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#717257 - 11/13/2003 11:02 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: luu_luu]  
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#717258 - 11/13/2003 11:06 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: LittleMissLoud]  
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#717259 - 11/13/2003 11:07 PM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: luu_luu]  
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is right at my feet.....its HUGE

i dont like spiders





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#717260 - 11/14/2003 12:27 AM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: luu_luu]  
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Kinky bastard.. i always knew he was a bit odd



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a bit!!!!!!!!





you know, over the last few posts i'm beginning to think you're ganging up and picking on me


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#717261 - 11/14/2003 12:34 AM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: Phil_B]  
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Kinky bastard.. i always knew he was a bit odd



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a bit!!!!!!!!





you know, over the last few posts i'm beginning to think you're ganging up and picking on me





Whatever gave u that idea?

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#717262 - 11/14/2003 07:56 AM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: Phil_B]  
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Kinky bastard.. i always knew he was a bit odd



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a bit!!!!!!!!





you know, over the last few posts i'm beginning to think you're ganging up and picking on me





get used to it

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#717263 - 11/14/2003 08:00 AM Re: Great big fuck off spider [Re: luu_luu]  
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Kinky bastard.. i always knew he was a bit odd



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luu_luu said:
a bit!!!!!!!!





you know, over the last few posts i'm beginning to think you're ganging up and picking on me





get used to it




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