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#717876 - 11/14/2003 10:33 AM Made me chuckle  
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In a pit!
A man goes to his doctor with a bit of lettuce hanging out of his bum.

The doctor says "that looks nasty"

"Nasty" says the man, its just the tip of the bloody iceberg!


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#717877 - 11/14/2003 10:41 AM Re: Made me chuckle [Re: Rascal]  
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#717878 - 11/19/2003 03:47 PM Re: Made me chuckle [Re: Claire DC]  
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doctor doctor i feel like a wigwam one day and a marquet the next

Ahh said the doctor your two-tents

Sorry its rubbish but all the jokes i know are crap


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