gayboy, you openly admit to being a girly bumcheek "baby". How then do you convince people that you are a ....

-=[ DJ Elemental....A Force Not To Be Reckoned With.... ]=-

when clearly you suck eggs.

Also, another thing that worries me is this ....

-=Professional Producer \ Promotions Manager \ New Talent Scout=-

Forgive me for being a bit ignorant here but what proof do you have to back this up?

Say for instance I was a budding wannabe DJ and I wanted you not only to 'promote' me but ask you to 'produce' my tracks. What would I have to do to be 'scouted' as new 'talent' ?

Thanks for your time.

lol, creamy you ain't seen his business plans...

i can be both professional and highly immature. CTW gives me a change to express my immaturity which i dont get to express as much as i do off the board - i do sometimes express a mature nature on the board - but often enough i dont.

I have a rather strong business nature although im still in the process of learning about it all - im setting up a company with the help of one of taras friends, Lydia who will manage my dance department and act as my London representative - business is still in its process of development due to an extreamly large and complex website system using the latestest CRM System technologies.

i come across as a baby\twat\cunt what ever on the board as strongly as you come across as arrogant little fuck - but we both see each other differently in person.

if you was a budding DJ and wanted me to enginner tracks for you that is fine - simply send the tools down and i'd get to work on it - however if i have work currently undergoing you'd of course have to wait until those projects are finished. Send me your address in a PM and I would be more than happy to send you my CV which includes references from BBC Multimedia - Games-Network (Sky TV) - Extreame Sports (Sky TV) - CDV Software Entertainment AG - Radio Pembrokeshire. I also have written reviews of my performances from early this year.

promotions manager \ new talent scout - these titles are due to my new business in which i am currently developing.

"Our mission is to grow a music promotional company specific for local musicians in the close community. We wish to provide local venues with affordable yet reliable quality entertainment. We also aim to provide the founders with a wider range of knowledge of the music and promotion industry.

To make available and coordinate the services of musical performers in the club music genre, later introducing more genres such as pop, r n’ b and hip-hop. We would also like to see local performers available for bookings via an agency which would be integrated into out promotional company. We would promote the performers to nightclubs and venues through Wales for a regular or one off live performance, intended for the ages of 16 to 30, although age restrictions will apply on some venues\clubs. The emphasis will be providing a complete specialist service based on having a detailed knowledge of the music and entertainment industry."

"We" thats myself and Lydia (BA Hons (2.1) in visual and performance arts) hence why she is head of my dance department and due to her current location she is best suited for the role of London Representative.

"promotions manager \ new talent scout" in all fairness shouldn't be in my name as of yet cause my business is still in development - how ever i have a vast collection of mix cd's from serveral ctw DJ's along with others who i WILL help promote. the system is complicated as i said before so i wish not to go into explaining all the the website details as im not even sure of them myself. I can help you however that the website will be developed and maintained by Buzinetsolutions www.buzinetsolutions.com who are a south west based design and development company 7 miles down the road.

erm dunno what else to put - hope that answered everything

I've told her... She said you have nice tits too creamy...

tits? where?

Andy

So you don't believe me about the "force to be reckoned with" thing then?

Try looking up the definition of "reckon with" here.
Alternatively try a google search for "a force to be reckoned with" (~73,000 results) versus "a force not to be reckoned with" (~300 results).

Go figure! I was trying to do you a favour by pointing it out, but now you've just made yourself look silly, like you can't take criticism!

And no, I hadn't noticed Rebirth's signature. I might mention it to him.

i did note it mate - but so far no one other than you has gone into exploring my slogan with such depth.

how about you make me a new slogan then - something catchy and i'll put it on my new website and fade out the old one

lol im not proud! - i wasn;t even aware it was wrong until you said anything about it.

Im acctaully lazy and couldn't be bothered to change each page - but hey i'll change it now

updated my profile for you as well mate - i hadn't updated it since i joined i dont think

chadt - you ave never once contacted me about my signature.

as for the website - im busy trying to scrape my way through college - so i will release when i have time - simple.

for the website - the comments which are emailed to me are just copy and pasted only thing which is edited are swear words or something. the main page isn't also 100% correct - orange text by me - white text by my webhoster.

i new website will be coming in the new year - so im not overly arsed with the current one

chad - who the fuck are you? bye

this is fuss over a forum signature - gotta love it

chadt? haha!! u from texas u inbred filthy redneck? hows ur mum i mean ur sister ...

i like Elemental's sig, cos i can imagine those two yellow smileys poking Creamy's balls, and the expression of sheer enjoyment that Kev would have on his face.

All this fuss has started over a little CreamyC comment!

sad isn't it

fuss what fuss?

You haven't changed your signature yet...?
Surely it would only take about 5 seconds?

I dont think pierres sig has ever had that in mark?!


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"I wanna dance all night, and f*ck all day..."

http://www.rebirth-productions.co.uk
Forthcoming releases :
Pienaar & Bamford - Stratosphere/Darkside (Dynamix)
ReBirth - Kick It!/Motherbitch (Audio Rehab)
ReBirth - U Make Me Feel Good/Rock Your Body (Execute Records)
Technikal - Daywalker [ReBirth Mix] (Execute Records) "

thats why i said website claire

You still haven't updated your signature. Don't you believe me Mr Elemental?