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#723717 - 11/20/2003 02:20 PM the most strangest thing happened today  
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I was downstairs where i work working on a pc. anyway this old lady walks through our door and proceeds to ask me if i have any change for the phonebox. i'm thinkin, what fuckin phonebox there is one around for miles.

anyway as she's leaving the office, she then proceeds to tell me war is on the horizon. Either she's behind the times and has only clocked on to the fact that their has been a war in Iraq or i don't know what.

Anyway i've come to the conclusion she's from the loony bin down the road,

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#723718 - 11/20/2003 02:22 PM Re: the most strangest thing happened today [Re: Scream]  
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Thanks for that lovely little story there.

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#723719 - 11/20/2003 02:28 PM Re: the most strangest thing happened today [Re: Scream]  
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On your face.
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anyway this old lady



..probably sufferes from alzheimer's disease or sumthing.

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#723720 - 11/20/2003 02:31 PM Re: the most strangest thing happened today [Re: CreamyC]  
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Thanks for that lovely little story there.



well i thought i better give you soemthing to read to enlighten your day!

to all those hermaphrodites out there. GO FUCK YOURSELVES!! ------------------- Scream (sympathy whore)
#723721 - 11/20/2003 02:35 PM Re: the most strangest thing happened today [Re: Scream]  
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Thanks for that lovely little story there.



well i thought i better give you soemthing to read to enlighten your day!



It would but I'm still waiting for the punchline.

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#723722 - 11/20/2003 02:45 PM Re: the most strangest thing happened today [Re: CreamyC]  
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Whats better alzheimers or parkinsons?

Parkinsons its better to spill half your pint than forget where the fu*k you put it!

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#723723 - 11/20/2003 02:59 PM Re: the most strangest thing happened today [Re: Jofish]  
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Whats better alzheimers or parkinsons?

Parkinsons its better to spill half your pint than forget where the fu*k you put it!



LMFAO classic!!!

to all those hermaphrodites out there. GO FUCK YOURSELVES!! ------------------- Scream (sympathy whore)
#723724 - 11/20/2003 03:12 PM Re: the most strangest thing happened today [Re: Scream]  
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Strange person .

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#723725 - 11/20/2003 03:59 PM Re: the most strangest thing happened today [Re: Scream]  
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She's your guardian angel, telling the future. She'll start appearing in your room at night nxt

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#723726 - 11/20/2003 04:04 PM Re: the most strangest thing happened today [Re: Pepsi]  
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She's your guardian angel, telling the future. She'll start appearing in your room at night nxt



No that is called a nightmare if she started to appear in my room at night!

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#723727 - 11/20/2003 05:01 PM Re: the most strangest thing happened today [Re: Jofish]  
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Whats better alzheimers or parkinsons?

Parkinsons its better to spill half your pint than forget where the fu*k you put it!



Get out.

Go and recruit some people, or something.

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#723728 - 11/20/2003 05:05 PM Re: the most strangest thing happened today [Re: Maria]  
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Whats better alzheimers or parkinsons?

Parkinsons its better to spill half your pint than forget where the fu*k you put it!



Get out.

Go and recruit some people, or something.



using my terminology are we bitch?

Well as you are, you're in for a special treat, that's right a once in a life time deal to join

"HOW TO SPEAK LIKE SCREAM CLUB (H.T.S.L.S.C)"

for $5.99

yes that's right only $5.99

Don't delay, buy today!!

to all those hermaphrodites out there. GO FUCK YOURSELVES!! ------------------- Scream (sympathy whore)
#723729 - 11/20/2003 05:07 PM Re: the most strangest thing happened today [Re: Scream]  
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Scream said:
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Maria said:
Quote:

Jofish said:
Whats better alzheimers or parkinsons?

Parkinsons its better to spill half your pint than forget where the fu*k you put it!



Get out.

Go and recruit some people, or something.



using my terminology are we bitch?

Well as you are, you're in for a special treat, that's right a once in a life time deal to join

"HOW TO SPEAK LIKE SCREAM CLUB (H.T.S.L.S.C)"

for $5.99

yes that's right only $5.99

Don't delay, buy today!!



Use English pounds you cunt.

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#723730 - 11/20/2003 05:08 PM Re: the most strangest thing happened today [Re: CreamyC]  
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ok kev you missed the point there. i was being facetious you cunt. only in america would such a club actually be created, hence the $ instead of the £.

YOU CUNT!!

to all those hermaphrodites out there. GO FUCK YOURSELVES!! ------------------- Scream (sympathy whore)
#723731 - 11/20/2003 06:36 PM Re: the most strangest thing happened today [Re: Maria]  
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anyway this old lady



..probably sufferes from alzheimer's disease or sumthing.



probably did too many drugs when she was young. stupid cow

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