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#728438 - 11/25/2003 05:53 PM The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....  
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Biography:
Why d u want to know bout me.

Well neway,

Im a wannabe axe murderer from brighton who has somehow on my escaping from the police ended up in dundee whilst running an errand for me mate Dave. Now that im here i wish i was in baghdad (dont ask y cos its a long story). But then i jumped off this 2 foot high wall, landed, rolled, and came up shooting and throwing knives at the Russian and italian mafia who found my hiding place. luckily the ruskies and italians started shooting each other i was able to make my escape. I hid from the Yakuza by hidind underneath a camouflaged carpet. But then one of them stumbled on me so i had to watch a dvd. Grabbed a beer and a slice of pizza and chilled for a bit. Then gi=ot in my souped up racer and sped off at 10mph. This ended up with the FBI and Army after me but i managed to change my car for a spliff which i used to chill them out. I then started to clean around them with a hoover.





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Go away. Being 'random' isn't funny - never was - never will be.

A note to the owner of 'that waffle up there'(pt 2);

Get out more - 1273 posts in 40 days is, to put it bluntly, fecking sad. Damn student layabout type personage - go get a job or something!

#728439 - 11/25/2003 05:55 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: Nick G]  
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#728440 - 11/25/2003 05:57 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: Maria]  
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#728441 - 11/25/2003 05:58 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: Nick G]  
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On your face.
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#728442 - 11/25/2003 05:58 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: Maria]  
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Sorry. Will have to make a suggestion to James about having a **let's cunt someone (who you don't know) off for the day** forum .....

#728443 - 11/25/2003 06:00 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: Maria]  
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MUMMY G !






Is it bollox! Mummy G is the nuts - crazy, stupid, bonkers maybe, but never *random*

#728444 - 11/25/2003 06:07 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: Nick G]  
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im sure that in the same time span as ive got the amount of posts i do creamy has prob done more than me.


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#728445 - 11/25/2003 06:08 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: Nick G]  
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Is it bollox! Mummy G is the nuts - crazy, stupid, bonkers maybe, but never *random*






#728446 - 11/25/2003 06:09 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: benrostwood]  
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im sure that in the same time span as ive got the amount of posts i do creamy has prob done more than me.




Yeah - maybe, but most of his posts are relevant ...

#728447 - 11/25/2003 06:11 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: Nick G]  
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cunt




yeah, really relevant.


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#728448 - 11/25/2003 09:28 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: benrostwood]  
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cunt




yeah, really relevant.




Who was that to? I bet they actually are a cunt!

#728449 - 11/25/2003 09:47 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: Nick G]  
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he says cunt to almost every single thing he replies to


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#728450 - 11/25/2003 10:00 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: benrostwood]  
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he says cunt to almost every single thing he replies to




and .....?

Personally, I tend to agree with him on most occasions

#728451 - 11/25/2003 10:21 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: Nick G]  
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#728452 - 11/25/2003 11:12 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: Jay]  
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wat does my biography say?


#728453 - 11/25/2003 11:14 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: Captain_Cunted]  
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wat does my biography say?




Fuck all!


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#728454 - 11/26/2003 06:08 AM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: benrostwood]  
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im sure that in the same time span as ive got the amount of posts i do creamy has prob done more than me.




That doesnt give u the god given right to do the same u know!!


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#728455 - 11/26/2003 01:10 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: Daredevil_Tony]  
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wat does my biography say?




Fuck all!



i cant remember writing that


#728456 - 11/26/2003 01:42 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: Claire DC]  
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im sure that in the same time span as ive got the amount of posts i do creamy has prob done more than me.




That doesnt give u the god given right to do the same u know!!






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#728457 - 11/26/2003 01:49 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: benrostwood]  
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he says cunt to almost every single thing he replies to




Thats not true.


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#728458 - 11/26/2003 01:50 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: CreamyC]  
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he says cunt to almost every single thing he replies to




Thats not true.




ermmmmmmmmmm yes it it is!!!


#728459 - 11/26/2003 02:22 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: miss_diddy]  
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he says cunt to almost every single thing he replies to




Thats not true.




ermmmmmmmmmm yes it it is!!!




Oh yeeeeeah, I forgot your mate hates me saying it. But then if I think someone is one then I'll say it, I dont see no one having a go at Moo, James, Phil R etc etc etc.


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#728460 - 11/26/2003 02:53 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: CreamyC]  
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he says cunt to almost every single thing he replies to




Thats not true.




ermmmmmmmmmm yes it it is!!!




Oh yeeeeeah, I forgot your mate hates me saying it. But then if I think someone is one then I'll say it, I dont see no one having a go at Moo, James, Phil R etc etc etc.




im not having a go!! *CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


#728461 - 11/26/2003 03:05 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: CreamyC]  
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he says cunt to almost every single thing he replies to




Thats not true.




ermmmmmmmmmm yes it it is!!!




Oh yeeeeeah, I forgot your mate hates me saying it. But then if I think someone is one then I'll say it, I dont see no one having a go at Moo, James, Phil R etc etc etc.



I will. l don't care who uses the word, i don't like it.


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#728462 - 11/26/2003 05:02 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: rachel]  
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Why Rachel ?


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#728463 - 11/26/2003 06:16 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: CreamyC]  
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I think its an offensive, cheap and harsh word.


My name is Rachel. I haven't wet the bed for 2 weeks !
#728464 - 11/26/2003 06:21 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: rachel]  
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agree it's not a very nice word, but it is only a word!!


#728465 - 11/26/2003 08:12 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: miss_diddy]  
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"Miss Diddy is a patronising half-wit" is only a sentence.

#728466 - 11/26/2003 08:31 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: liquideyes]  
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"Miss Diddy is a patronising half-wit" is only a sentence.




& "liquid eyes is a jumped up know it all" FACT!!!


#728467 - 11/26/2003 08:32 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: miss_diddy]  
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I tend to sway with liquideyes here.


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#728468 - 11/26/2003 08:33 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: CreamyC]  
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I tend to sway with liquideyes here.




& you can shudditt *c**t*


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"Miss Diddy is a patronising half-wit" is only a sentence.



& "liquid eyes is a jumped up know it all" FACT!!!



Cheers.

#728470 - 11/26/2003 09:33 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: liquideyes]  
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I don't understand why people find the word cunt any more offensive than other words. Why is twat less offensive than cunt?

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I don't understand why people find the word cunt any more offensive than other words. Why is twat less offensive than cunt?




Thank god someone has some brains.


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#728472 - 11/26/2003 09:37 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: liquideyes]  
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"Miss Diddy is a patronising half-wit" is only a sentence.



& "liquid eyes is a jumped up know it all" FACT!!!



Cheers.






#728473 - 11/26/2003 09:47 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: CreamyC]  
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I don't understand why people find the word cunt any more offensive than other words. Why is twat less offensive than cunt?




Thank god someone has some brains.




I've just never understood it. No-one ever kicks up a fuss if someone gets called a twwat or a pussy or whatever, but as soon as you say cunt, it's all like "oooooh, please don't say that "

...pathetic. Anyone who hates the word is just a cunt.

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...pathetic. Anyone who hates the word is just a cunt.




yeah ok

think it comes down to a matter of oppinion, i personally dont mind the word and have no probs.....but its comments like that which gets peoples back up


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#728475 - 11/26/2003 09:50 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: dizzy]  
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Yeah well I'm sick of some of the people on here in all honesty and I'm also sick of this "well it ain like this on other sites". Fine, if thats the case why the fuck do people come on here? Every other day theres a sodding post about someone whinging about something, its ridiculous, the reason why they do it is because this site is too easy to listen to people and try and change things. I doubt you get that on any other site but no, of course, that dont stop people whinging more does it.


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Ah chill, why does everyone take this so seriously?

If you'd seen the smirk on my face, you'd have seen it wasn't meant offensively.

Unfortunately there aren't any smilies on here which fairly represent my face, so, i'm sorry whoever I've offended.

I'm just a cunt.

#728477 - 11/26/2003 09:56 PM Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read .... [Re: dizzy]  
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Ah chill, why does everyone take this so seriously?

If you'd seen the smirk on my face, you'd have seen it wasn't meant offensively.

Unfortunately there aren't any smilies on here which fairly represent my face, so, i'm sorry whoever I've offended.

I'm just a cunt.




iv not taken you seriously, and you certainly havent offended me, like i said before, its just a 4 letter word to me

BTW.....use the and people wont take you so serious


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