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#728438 - 11/25/2003 05:53 PM
The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....
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Nick G
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Biography: Why d u want to know bout me.
Well neway,
Im a wannabe axe murderer from brighton who has somehow on my escaping from the police ended up in dundee whilst running an errand for me mate Dave. Now that im here i wish i was in baghdad (dont ask y cos its a long story). But then i jumped off this 2 foot high wall, landed, rolled, and came up shooting and throwing knives at the Russian and italian mafia who found my hiding place. luckily the ruskies and italians started shooting each other i was able to make my escape. I hid from the Yakuza by hidind underneath a camouflaged carpet. But then one of them stumbled on me so i had to watch a dvd. Grabbed a beer and a slice of pizza and chilled for a bit. Then gi=ot in my souped up racer and sped off at 10mph. This ended up with the FBI and Army after me but i managed to change my car for a spliff which i used to chill them out. I then started to clean around them with a hoover.
A note to the owner or 'that waffle up there';
Go away. Being 'random' isn't funny - never was - never will be.
A note to the owner of 'that waffle up there'(pt 2);
Get out more - 1273 posts in 40 days is, to put it bluntly, fecking sad. Damn student layabout type personage - go get a job or something!
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#728443 - 11/25/2003 06:00 PM
Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....
[Re: Maria]
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Nick G
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Maria said:
MUMMY G !
Is it bollox! Mummy G is the nuts - crazy, stupid, bonkers maybe, but never *random*
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#728445 - 11/25/2003 06:08 PM
Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....
[Re: Nick G]
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Maria
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Likes it HARD !
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On your face.
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Nick G said:
Is it bollox! Mummy G is the nuts - crazy, stupid, bonkers maybe, but never *random*
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#728446 - 11/25/2003 06:09 PM
Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....
[Re: benrostwood]
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Nick G
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benrostwood said: im sure that in the same time span as ive got the amount of posts i do creamy has prob done more than me.
Yeah - maybe, but most of his posts are relevant ...
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#728447 - 11/25/2003 06:11 PM
Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....
[Re: Nick G]
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benrostwood
DJ Benny Glass
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Creamyc said cunt
yeah, really relevant.
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#728448 - 11/25/2003 09:28 PM
Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....
[Re: benrostwood]
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Nick G
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benrostwood said: Quote:
Creamyc said cunt
yeah, really relevant.
Who was that to? I bet they actually are a cunt!
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#728450 - 11/25/2003 10:00 PM
Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....
[Re: benrostwood]
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Nick G
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benrostwood said: he says cunt to almost every single thing he replies to
and .....?
Personally, I tend to agree with him on most occasions
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#728455 - 11/26/2003 01:10 PM
Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....
[Re: Daredevil_Tony]
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Captain_Cunted
*** ON HIS FINAL WARNING FOR CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT DRUGS ***
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*** ON HIS FINAL WARNING FOR CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT DRUGS ***
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Daredevil_Tony said:
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Captain_Cunted said: wat does my biography say?
Fuck all!
i cant remember writing that
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#728456 - 11/26/2003 01:42 PM
Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....
[Re: Claire DC]
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Shenlong
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Claire DC said:
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benrostwood said: im sure that in the same time span as ive got the amount of posts i do creamy has prob done more than me.
That doesnt give u the god given right to do the same u know!!
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#728457 - 11/26/2003 01:49 PM
Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....
[Re: benrostwood]
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benrostwood said: he says cunt to almost every single thing he replies to
Thats not true.
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#728458 - 11/26/2003 01:50 PM
Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....
[Re: CreamyC]
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miss_diddy
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CreamyC said:
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benrostwood said: he says cunt to almost every single thing he replies to
Thats not true.
ermmmmmmmmmm yes it it is!!!
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#728459 - 11/26/2003 02:22 PM
Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....
[Re: miss_diddy]
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miss_diddy said:
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CreamyC said:
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benrostwood said: he says cunt to almost every single thing he replies to
Thats not true.
ermmmmmmmmmm yes it it is!!!
Oh yeeeeeah, I forgot your mate hates me saying it. But then if I think someone is one then I'll say it, I dont see no one having a go at Moo, James, Phil R etc etc etc.
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#728460 - 11/26/2003 02:53 PM
Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....
[Re: CreamyC]
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miss_diddy
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CreamyC said:
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miss_diddy said:
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CreamyC said:
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benrostwood said: he says cunt to almost every single thing he replies to
Thats not true.
ermmmmmmmmmm yes it it is!!!
Oh yeeeeeah, I forgot your mate hates me saying it. But then if I think someone is one then I'll say it, I dont see no one having a go at Moo, James, Phil R etc etc etc.
im not having a go!! *CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#728462 - 11/26/2003 05:02 PM
Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....
[Re: rachel]
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#728466 - 11/26/2003 08:31 PM
Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....
[Re: liquideyes]
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miss_diddy
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liquideyes said: "Miss Diddy is a patronising half-wit" is only a sentence.
& "liquid eyes is a jumped up know it all" FACT!!!
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#728468 - 11/26/2003 08:33 PM
Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....
[Re: CreamyC]
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miss_diddy
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CreamyC said: I tend to sway with liquideyes here.
& you can shudditt *c**t*
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#728469 - 11/26/2003 09:27 PM
Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....
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liquideyes
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miss_diddy said:
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liquideyes said: "Miss Diddy is a patronising half-wit" is only a sentence.
& "liquid eyes is a jumped up know it all" FACT!!!
Cheers.
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#728471 - 11/26/2003 09:35 PM
Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....
[Re: dizzy]
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dizzy said: I don't understand why people find the word cunt any more offensive than other words. Why is twat less offensive than cunt?
Thank god someone has some brains.
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#728472 - 11/26/2003 09:37 PM
Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....
[Re: liquideyes]
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miss_diddy
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liquideyes said:
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miss_diddy said:
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liquideyes said: "Miss Diddy is a patronising half-wit" is only a sentence.
& "liquid eyes is a jumped up know it all" FACT!!!
Cheers.
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#728473 - 11/26/2003 09:47 PM
Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....
[Re: CreamyC]
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dizzy
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CreamyC said:
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dizzy said: I don't understand why people find the word cunt any more offensive than other words. Why is twat less offensive than cunt?
Thank god someone has some brains.
I've just never understood it. No-one ever kicks up a fuss if someone gets called a twwat or a pussy or whatever, but as soon as you say cunt, it's all like "oooooh, please don't say that "
...pathetic. Anyone who hates the word is just a cunt.
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#728474 - 11/26/2003 09:49 PM
Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....
[Re: dizzy]
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dizzy said:
...pathetic. Anyone who hates the word is just a cunt.
yeah ok
think it comes down to a matter of oppinion, i personally dont mind the word and have no probs.....but its comments like that which gets peoples back up
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#728477 - 11/26/2003 09:56 PM
Re: The biggest pile of tosh i've ever read ....
[Re: dizzy]
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dizzy said: Ah chill, why does everyone take this so seriously?
If you'd seen the smirk on my face, you'd have seen it wasn't meant offensively.
Unfortunately there aren't any smilies on here which fairly represent my face, so, i'm sorry whoever I've offended.
I'm just a cunt.
iv not taken you seriously, and you certainly havent offended me, like i said before, its just a 4 letter word to me
BTW.....use the and people wont take you so serious
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