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#737653 - 12/03/2003 05:01 AM Cup of tea and a piece or cheese.  
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Sliced apple and cheese is another personal fave =)

#737654 - 12/03/2003 05:03 AM Re: Cup of tea and a piece or cheese. [Re: Mr_Moo]  
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Iv just had cheese on some cracker thing!!


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#737655 - 12/03/2003 05:04 AM Re: Cup of tea and a piece or cheese. [Re: Claire DC]  
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No butter to put on the ol' crackers =/

#737656 - 12/03/2003 05:08 AM Re: Cup of tea and a piece or cheese. [Re: Mr_Moo]  
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I dont put butter on them.. just cheese, sometimes cheese spread too!! So long as its mature cheese theyre fine without butter tho!!


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#737657 - 12/03/2003 02:05 PM Re: Cup of tea and a piece or cheese. [Re: Mr_Moo]  
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Bloody hell, Moo.... You bored?


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#737658 - 12/03/2003 02:11 PM Re: Cup of tea and a piece or cheese. [Re: Bukey]  
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Partial to a nice bit of knob cheese meself.

#737659 - 12/03/2003 02:16 PM Re: Cup of tea and a piece or cheese. [Re: Crill]  
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Partial to a nice bit of knob cheese meself.




We know that Paul!


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#737660 - 12/03/2003 02:27 PM Re: Cup of tea and a piece or cheese. [Re: Crill]  
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Partial to a nice bit of knob cheese meself.




You like smeg, then?


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#737661 - 12/03/2003 02:30 PM Re: Cup of tea and a piece or cheese. [Re: Bukey]  
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Never heard it called that before.

#737662 - 12/03/2003 02:32 PM Re: Cup of tea and a piece or cheese. [Re: Crill]  
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Correct term smegma


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#737663 - 12/03/2003 02:35 PM Re: Cup of tea and a piece or cheese. [Re: Crill]  
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Never heard it called that before.




That's what it is... Hence the Red Dwarf usage.

Anyway, http://googlism.com/what_is/s/smeg/ contains the definition:

smeg is nob cheese

Fourth up from the bottom...


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#737664 - 12/03/2003 02:38 PM Re: Cup of tea and a piece or cheese. [Re: Bukey]  
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Granny smith apple & a good strong mature cheddar is yummy!!!


#737665 - 12/03/2003 02:38 PM Re: Cup of tea and a piece or cheese. [Re: Bukey]  
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So Lister was really saying "you knob-cheese head".

Excellent, you learn something new every day.

#737666 - 12/03/2003 03:02 PM Re: Cup of tea and a piece or cheese. [Re: Crill]  
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Never heard it called that before.




Why what have you heard it called?


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#737667 - 12/03/2003 03:37 PM Re: Cup of tea and a piece or cheese. [Re: Diablo]  
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Knob cheese you bellend. Can't you read?

#737668 - 12/03/2003 04:40 PM Re: Cup of tea and a piece or cheese. [Re: Crill]  
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#737669 - 12/03/2003 05:29 PM Re: Cup of tea and a piece or cheese. [Re: Bukey]  
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Bloody hell, Moo.... You bored?




Bugger, could you tell?

#737670 - 12/03/2003 08:24 PM Re: Cup of tea and a piece or cheese. [Re: Mr_Moo]  
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#737671 - 12/04/2003 08:09 AM Re: Cup of tea and a piece or cheese. [Re: Crill]  
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Knob cheese you bellend. Can't you read?




You still up for a mad one in Leeds in Jan Paul?


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#737672 - 12/04/2003 08:13 AM Re: Cup of tea and a piece or cheese. [Re: Diablo]  
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Piece or cheese? I really can't make up my mind.


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