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#739701 - 12/05/2003 03:43 PM what do you call...............  
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right see how many "good" (well i think mine are fantastic, you probably think they are shite) what do you call jokes we can get. I'll start:

What do you call an Irish man with a door step on his head?

Paddy O'Doors

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#739702 - 12/05/2003 04:15 PM Re: what do you call............... [Re: Tony.P]  
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head ?

Cliff.

What do you call a bloke with a spade ?

Dug.


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#739703 - 12/05/2003 04:19 PM Re: what do you call............... [Re: FredTheBaddie]  
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what you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

what do you call a man with no shovel on his head

Douglas

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#739704 - 12/05/2003 05:15 PM Re: what do you call............... [Re: Scream]  
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what do you call a man weights on his head??





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#739705 - 12/05/2003 09:35 PM Re: what do you call............... [Re: miss_diddy]  
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in an ocean?

Bob

-in a pile of leaves?

Russell

-in a doorway?

Matt

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#739706 - 12/05/2003 11:16 PM Re: what do you call............... [Re: Don]  
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in an ocean?





Fucked?


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#739707 - 12/06/2003 12:20 AM Re: what do you call............... [Re: Nick G]  
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.. a man standing at a bar?

michael (my call)



.. a man standing at a bar with a stick in his hand?

michael caine

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#739708 - 12/08/2003 10:39 AM Re: what do you call............... [Re: Tony.P]  
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff

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#739709 - 12/08/2003 01:30 PM Re: what do you call............... [Re: Scream]  
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FTB did that on the second reply

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#739710 - 12/08/2003 02:07 PM Re: what do you call............... [Re: luu_luu]  
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bugger i should read the post really shouldn't i.


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#739711 - 12/08/2003 06:49 PM Re: what do you call............... [Re: Scream]  
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What do u call a man with a car on his head?

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What do u call a man without a car on his head?

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#739712 - 12/08/2003 07:15 PM Re: what do you call............... [Re: Evilhedfuk]  
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What do you call a man wearing a raincoat?

Mac

wearing 2 raincoats?

Max

Wearing 2 raincoats in a cemetery?

Max Bygraves

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#739713 - 12/08/2003 07:16 PM Re: what do you call............... [Re: Bushy]  
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#739714 - 12/08/2003 07:54 PM Re: what do you call............... [Re: Bushy]  
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What do you call a man wearing a raincoat?

Mac

wearing 2 raincoats?

Max

Wearing 2 raincoats in a cemetery?

Max Bygraves



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#739715 - 12/08/2003 07:55 PM Re: what do you call............... [Re: Scream]  
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#739716 - 12/09/2003 10:43 AM Re: what do you call............... [Re: Scream]  
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@ Bushy and Spud

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#739717 - 12/09/2003 05:35 PM Re: what do you call............... [Re: Tony.P]  
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why thankyou guys and galzzzz!

I'll try and think of some more!

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#739718 - 12/09/2003 05:59 PM Re: what do you call............... [Re: Nick G]  
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Quote:

Nick G said:
Quote:

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in an ocean?





Fucked?






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#739719 - 12/09/2003 09:50 PM Re: what do you call............... [Re: Spunkmonkey]  
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...........a Frenchman in sandles?


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#739720 - 12/10/2003 12:59 AM Re: what do you call............... [Re: Agent]  
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....a man with a plank on his head?

EDWARD (ED-WOOD)

...A man with 3 planks on his head?

EDWARD WOODWARD (ED-WOOD WOOD WOOD)

#739721 - 12/10/2003 06:40 AM Re: what do you call............... [Re: Tony.P]  
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what do you call a man with a kestrel on one shoulder and a hawk on the other, vacuuming his house at night with the lights off?

orchestral maoeuvres in the dark (hawk kestrel man hoovers in the dark)



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#739722 - 12/10/2003 11:01 AM Re: what do you call............... [Re: alasdairm]  
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Quote:

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what do you call a man with a kestrel on one shoulder and a hawk on the other, vacuuming his house at night with the lights off?

orchestral maoeuvres in the dark (hawk kestrel man hoovers in the dark)



alasdair











Seriously I liked that mate

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#739723 - 12/10/2003 11:30 AM Re: what do you call............... [Re: Tony.P]  
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well, it's not really a guy's name but it's beautifully contrived

alasdair

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#739724 - 12/14/2003 02:23 PM Re: what do you call............... [Re: alasdairm]  
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What do you call a girl stood between two goalposts?

Annette

#739725 - 12/14/2003 02:26 PM Re: what do you call............... [Re: sentialSteve]  
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what do you call a spanish man who has just came out of hosptal??

manuel

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#739726 - 12/15/2003 09:29 PM Re: what do you call............... [Re: Jay]  
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a man stood between two houses?

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#739727 - 12/19/2003 02:18 PM Re: what do you call............... [Re: Tony.P]  
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What do you call a man with a slice of bacon on his head???

-Hamed


What do you call a man with 2 slices of bacon on his head???

-Mohamed


What do you call a man with 2 slices of bacon on his head between 2 houses???

-Mohamed Ali!!!



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