hows our kids?

husband dearest, i thought you were looking after them?

hmmm - i think i gave them to phil r to look after

in hindsight that might not have been a good idea

you gave our children to Phil Rarr?!?! How could you so low?!?!! Thats it i'm filing for divorce!

only too look after. i thought the kids were old enuf to take on the responsibility of washing and feeding phil

you should put the kids and me first, not Phil Rarr! Go on and fuck off with him, you make a lovely couple!

i'm sorry my podgy wife.
i beg you to take me back

less of the podgy!

Now kiss my arse and i might consider taking u back.

gladly. you have such a smooth silky arse i can help but slide my tounge up and down it


hmmmm, i think i need to get out more

Laurence, stop taking those happy pills! you're scaring me!

yes me-lady

good boy, now go to that corner and sit.

you always treat me like a dog.


infact, no. the dog gets more sex than i do

yeah, not my fault the dog's better at it than you!

who do you think taught the dog every thing it knows?

And then you passed your knowledge onto Phil Rarr, didn't you bum boy.

why do you keep fantasizing over me and phil raa?

found shen but the other kids have ran off

fantasizing? more like having nightmares!!!

I'm not surprised the other kids ran off you big paedophile!

you're both pants.