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#748049 - 12/16/2003 07:07 PM 2 Dwarfs  
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Ancient Rome
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take
> them
> > to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to
get
> > an erection.
> >
> >
> > His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he
> > hears
> > his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again -
> >
> >
> > ONE,TWO, THREE...UUH!!!!" all night long. In the morning, the second
> dwarf
> > asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so
> > embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard on."
> >
> >
> > The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?"..."I
> > couldn't even get on the bed..."
> >
> >


LET ME SHOW YOU HOW MY PIMP HAND IS WAY STRONG -------------------------------------- MARIA, COME TO TW5 Scream: 'fuck! that base is strong'
#748050 - 12/17/2003 10:04 AM Re: 2 Dwarfs [Re: Bushy]  
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how am i supposed to know, i'm...
lmfao very good my friend!!!


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#748051 - 12/22/2003 09:42 PM Re: 2 Dwarfs [Re: Scream]  
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