> Little Johnny was in his school class when the teacher asked the
> children what their fathers did for a living.
>
> All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman,
> salesman,mechanic. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so

> the teacher asked him about his father.
>
> My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all
> his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really
>good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and sell his body !"
>
> The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some
> colouring and then took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that
>really true about your father?"
>
> "No," said Johnny, "My father plays Rugby for Australia, but I was
> just too embarrassed to say".
>

How many times now has that been posted.