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#752465 - 12/24/2003 03:40 PM Your Christmas Cracker Jokes...  
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Jolly old Hertfordshire!!!
I want everyone's jokes posted on here tomorrow, along with what present they got too!!!

Merry Christmas!!!


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#752466 - 12/24/2003 06:28 PM Re: Your Christmas Cracker Jokes... [Re: Evilhedfuk]  
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Thats a bit greedy isnt it. You want their jokes AND their presents.

Wont your ones be good enough then?

#752467 - 12/26/2003 11:31 AM Re: Your Christmas Cracker Jokes... [Re: G1NGE]  
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#752468 - 12/27/2003 02:58 AM Re: Your Christmas Cracker Jokes... [Re: Dawn]  
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put 24 carrots in

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to a re-tailer


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#752469 - 12/27/2003 02:59 AM Re: Your Christmas Cracker Jokes... [Re: Claire DC]  
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#752470 - 12/27/2003 09:40 PM Re: Your Christmas Cracker Jokes... [Re: James_dup1]  
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#752471 - 12/31/2003 12:49 AM Re: Your Christmas Cracker Jokes... [Re: Slam_Master_G]  
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erm .....
Why is Europe like a frying Pan?

Because it has greece at the bottom

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