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#753092 - 12/26/2003 10:49 PM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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Jodie! you LAUGHED at him? 
shit, i'm surprised you didnt get sacked! 
my own reaction would have been to ask who he wanted the pleasure for - himself or his partner. then my advice would have rested on his answer.
can't believe you laughed!
i thought it was a windup i just had this look on my face i had to leave the shop floor i couldn't stop laughing
but my manger was cool with it, made him smile
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#753093 - 12/26/2003 11:44 PM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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btw i told him durex ribbed
And how would you know that ?
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#753094 - 12/26/2003 11:44 PM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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what would your'e reaction be
Oh my god I would just love to work on your department.
My reaction would be to tell him I am all tooled up and I will demonstrate the pleasure levels from the shittest to the most pleasurable condoms on todays market !
Out comes a vibrator (heres one I prepared earlier, stylee) pop on a condom and demonstrate how a ribbed condom can really satisfy your bitch in bed / behind the wheelie bins at Tesco's or wherever !
I think I would make a mint at selling condoms, me  
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#753095 - 12/26/2003 11:46 PM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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what would your'e reaction be
Oh my god I would just love to work on your department.
My reaction would be to tell him I am all tooled up and I will demonstrate the pleasure levels from the shittest to the most pleasurable condoms on todays market !
Out comes a vibrator (heres one I prepared earlier, stylee) pop on a condom and demonstrate how a ribbed condom can really satisfy your bitch in bed / behind the wheelie bins at Tesco's or wherever !
I think I would make a mint at selling condoms, me
To be fair, they would take one look at you and not even bother their arse asking because they know with a face like yours not many blokes would tough you with a shitstick let alone a condom. So no, you wouldn't make a mint, in fact, you'd need to suck a mint from all your own fishy juices you produce.
To be fair.
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#753096 - 12/26/2003 11:49 PM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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what would your'e reaction be
Oh my god I would just love to work on your department.
My reaction would be to tell him I am all tooled up and I will demonstrate the pleasure levels from the shittest to the most pleasurable condoms on todays market !
Out comes a vibrator (heres one I prepared earlier, stylee) pop on a condom and demonstrate how a ribbed condom can really satisfy your bitch in bed / behind the wheelie bins at Tesco's or wherever !
I think I would make a mint at selling condoms, me
they have people in leeds city centre giving them away at trainstaions dressed as rabbits
Maria , i';; tell them your'e idea and see if they make Sainsbury's own brand viabrators, would be a hit seller
And creamyc it was the closet packed to my hand as i was putting the comdoms on the shelve, plus it's the packaging is better than the rest
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#753097 - 12/26/2003 11:52 PM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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what would your'e reaction be
Oh my god I would just love to work on your department.
My reaction would be to tell him I am all tooled up and I will demonstrate the pleasure levels from the shittest to the most pleasurable condoms on todays market !
Out comes a vibrator (heres one I prepared earlier, stylee) pop on a condom and demonstrate how a ribbed condom can really satisfy your bitch in bed / behind the wheelie bins at Tesco's or wherever !
I think I would make a mint at selling condoms, me
To be fair, they would take one look at you and not even bother their arse asking because they know with a face like yours not many blokes would tough you with a shitstick let alone a condom. So no, you wouldn't make a mint, in fact, you'd need to suck a mint from all your own fishy juices you produce.
To be fair.
Thats a bit harsh creamy
i think maria would be excellent at doing ann summers party
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#753098 - 12/26/2003 11:55 PM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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what would your'e reaction be
Oh my god I would just love to work on your department.
My reaction would be to tell him I am all tooled up and I will demonstrate the pleasure levels from the shittest to the most pleasurable condoms on todays market !
Out comes a vibrator (heres one I prepared earlier, stylee) pop on a condom and demonstrate how a ribbed condom can really satisfy your bitch in bed / behind the wheelie bins at Tesco's or wherever !
I think I would make a mint at selling condoms, me
To be fair, they would take one look at you and not even bother their arse asking because they know with a face like yours not many blokes would tough you with a shitstick let alone a condom. So no, you wouldn't make a mint, in fact, you'd need to suck a mint from all your own fishy juices you produce.
To be fair.
Thats a bit harsh creamy
i think maria would be excellent at doing ann summers party
Yeah.
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#753099 - 12/26/2003 11:55 PM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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To be fair, they would take one look at you and not even bother their arse asking because they know with a face like yours not many blokes would tough you with a shitstick let alone a condom. So no, you wouldn't make a mint, in fact, you'd need to suck a mint from all your own fishy juices you produce.
To be fair.
To be fair, I only need to take one look at you and realise that a condom wouldn't even fit on your willy. They would be too big.
To be fair.
*pin dicks it*
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#753100 - 12/26/2003 11:57 PM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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what would your'e reaction be
Oh my god I would just love to work on your department.
My reaction would be to tell him I am all tooled up and I will demonstrate the pleasure levels from the shittest to the most pleasurable condoms on todays market !
Out comes a vibrator (heres one I prepared earlier, stylee) pop on a condom and demonstrate how a ribbed condom can really satisfy your bitch in bed / behind the wheelie bins at Tesco's or wherever !
I think I would make a mint at selling condoms, me
To be fair, they would take one look at you and not even bother their arse asking because they know with a face like yours not many blokes would tough you with a shitstick let alone a condom. So no, you wouldn't make a mint, in fact, you'd need to suck a mint from all your own fishy juices you produce.
To be fair.
Thats a bit harsh creamy
i think maria would be excellent at doing ann summers party
Yeah.
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#753101 - 12/26/2003 11:58 PM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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To be fair, they would take one look at you and not even bother their arse asking because they know with a face like yours not many blokes would tough you with a shitstick let alone a condom. So no, you wouldn't make a mint, in fact, you'd need to suck a mint from all your own fishy juices you produce.
To be fair.
To be fair, I only need to take one look at you and realise that a condom wouldn't even fit on your willy. They would be too big.
To be fair.
*pin dicks it*
That was very lame to be fair.
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#753102 - 12/26/2003 11:58 PM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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To be fair, they would take one look at you and not even bother their arse asking because they know with a face like yours not many blokes would tough you with a shitstick let alone a condom. So no, you wouldn't make a mint, in fact, you'd need to suck a mint from all your own fishy juices you produce.
To be fair.
To be fair, I only need to take one look at you and realise that a condom wouldn't even fit on your willy. They would be too big.
To be fair.
*pin dicks it*
 you goin give him a magnifighng (sp) glass for xmas, i know it would be used a lot
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#753103 - 12/27/2003 12:02 AM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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That was very lame to be fair.
To be fair, it's the truth.
Your like that guy off the Austen Powers film (it's on now, actually) with Mini Me in it.
So fat he aint seen his dick for years. He aint got anything to see, though.
That's you, that.
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#753104 - 12/27/2003 12:03 AM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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To be fair, they would take one look at you and not even bother their arse asking because they know with a face like yours not many blokes would tough you with a shitstick let alone a condom. So no, you wouldn't make a mint, in fact, you'd need to suck a mint from all your own fishy juices you produce.
To be fair.
To be fair, I only need to take one look at you and realise that a condom wouldn't even fit on your willy. They would be too big.
To be fair.
*pin dicks it*
you goin give him a magnifighng (sp) glass for xmas, i know it would be used a lot
Jodie, when you can spell then I'll give you permission to take the piss.
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#753105 - 12/27/2003 12:05 AM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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That was very lame to be fair.
To be fair, it's the truth.
Your like that guy off the Austen Powers film (it's on now, actually) with Mini Me in it.
So fat he aint seen his dick for years. He aint got anything to see, though.
That's you, that.
Be careful, you're going down the angel jodie route for lame responses.
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#753106 - 12/27/2003 12:05 AM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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To be fair, they would take one look at you and not even bother their arse asking because they know with a face like yours not many blokes would tough you with a shitstick let alone a condom. So no, you wouldn't make a mint, in fact, you'd need to suck a mint from all your own fishy juices you produce.
To be fair.
To be fair, I only need to take one look at you and realise that a condom wouldn't even fit on your willy. They would be too big.
To be fair.
*pin dicks it*
you goin give him a magnifighng (sp) glass for xmas, i know it would be used a lot
Jodie, when you can spell then I'll give you permission to take the piss.
erm no i don't need your'e persmission, and anyway, Maria seems to be doing it a lot better
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#753107 - 12/27/2003 12:06 AM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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Be careful, you're going down the angel jodie route for lame responses.
Yes but let's not forget, you know how much I love taking photographs of your willy for you, just to show you from time to time, what it looks like 
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#753108 - 12/27/2003 12:07 AM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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CreamyC said:
That was very lame to be fair.
To be fair, it's the truth.
Your like that guy off the Austen Powers film (it's on now, actually) with Mini Me in it.
So fat he aint seen his dick for years. He aint got anything to see, though.
That's you, that.
Be careful, you're going down the angel jodie route for lame responses.
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#753109 - 12/27/2003 12:07 AM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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To be fair, they would take one look at you and not even bother their arse asking because they know with a face like yours not many blokes would tough you with a shitstick let alone a condom. So no, you wouldn't make a mint, in fact, you'd need to suck a mint from all your own fishy juices you produce.
To be fair.
To be fair, I only need to take one look at you and realise that a condom wouldn't even fit on your willy. They would be too big.
To be fair.
*pin dicks it*
you goin give him a magnifighng (sp) glass for xmas, i know it would be used a lot
Jodie, when you can spell then I'll give you permission to take the piss.
erm no i don't need your'e persmission, and anyway, Maria seems to be doing it a lot better
erm ........ yes you do. Log off fuckface.
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#753110 - 12/27/2003 12:08 AM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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Log off fuckface.
I could hold that reply, against you.... 
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#753112 - 12/27/2003 12:10 AM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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or what, you'll phone one.tel and get my net accses d/c
Jodie, you're about as wanted as a fart on a packed tube train now sod off you annoying puke stained ming.
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#753113 - 12/27/2003 12:11 AM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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or what, you'll phone one.tel and get my net accses d/c
Jodie, you're about as wanted as a fart on a packed tube train now sod off you annoying puke stained ming.
You are a freak of nature
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#753114 - 12/27/2003 12:12 AM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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you're about as wanted as a fart on a packed tube train
hahahaha that's a wikid insult !
 
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#753115 - 12/27/2003 12:13 AM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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or what, you'll phone one.tel and get my net accses d/c
Jodie, you're about as wanted as a fart on a packed tube train now sod off you annoying puke stained ming.
You are a freak of nature
Jodie, take a look at my avatar and yours, now seriously, who do you think is the freak of nature ?
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#753116 - 12/27/2003 12:14 AM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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or what, you'll phone one.tel and get my net accses d/c
Jodie, you're about as wanted as a fart on a packed tube train now sod off you annoying puke stained ming.
You are a freak of nature
Jodie, take a look at my avatar and yours, now seriously, who do you think is the freak of nature ?
erm you
at least i don't have a scally hat i don't need to cover my ugly face
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#753117 - 12/27/2003 12:18 AM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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or what, you'll phone one.tel and get my net accses d/c
Jodie, you're about as wanted as a fart on a packed tube train now sod off you annoying puke stained ming.
You are a freak of nature
Jodie, take a look at my avatar and yours, now seriously, who do you think is the freak of nature ?
erm you
at least i don't have a scally hat i don't need to cover my ugly face
Correct. But I dont actually have the cheek or the audacity to show my mugshot on a clubbing messageboard. Whats worse? I have no shame, it seems you do.
Remember Jodie you hundung, a face is for life not just for christmas, if only your mum had told you that after your first christmas, then mayeb you wouldn't be in such a state now.
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#753119 - 12/27/2003 12:23 AM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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i don't care
call me what the fuck you want
i don't give a shit about what you say, as long as im happy with myself thats all
If you're going to give shit out, learn to take it. Thats the problem with people, they all want everyone to look at them when they are insulting someone and 'trying' to be funny yet when the tables are turned they cant handle it and start moaning and whinging about it. Deal with it.
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#753120 - 12/27/2003 12:25 AM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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i don't care
call me what the fuck you want
i don't give a shit about what you say, as long as im happy with myself thats all
If you're going to give shit out, learn to take it. Thats the problem with people, they all want everyone to look at them when they are insulting someone and 'trying' to be funny yet when the tables are turned they cant handle it and start moaning and whinging about it. Deal with it.
im not moaning
im stating a FACT
and im not trying to be funny at all
you may call me ugly
you may call me fat
but honestly i don't care
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#753124 - 12/27/2003 12:36 AM
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Kev, will you PM me another piccie of your willy ?
No. Fuck off.
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#753127 - 12/28/2003 09:17 PM
Re: What would ya reaction be
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Kev, will you PM me another piccie of your willy ?
me 2 pmpl 
Maria posted kev pic in the jokes forum the offer week
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