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#357510 - 05/08/2003 10:18 PM Re: TomD *** [Re: TomD]  
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On your face.


My dads bigger than yours.


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#357511 - 05/08/2003 10:21 PM Re: TomD [Re: Maria]  
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but he's welsh so who gives a fuck.

#357512 - 05/08/2003 10:22 PM Re: TomD [Re: TomD]  
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On your face.
And yr dad is a filthy jock.


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#357513 - 05/08/2003 10:24 PM Re: TomD [Re: Maria]  
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just exactly how big is your mum's cunt?

*volleyballs it*

#357514 - 05/08/2003 10:25 PM Re: TomD [Re: TomD]  
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just exactly how big is your mum's cunt?





U could park a car up my mum.

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#357515 - 05/08/2003 10:27 PM Re: TomD [Re: Maria]  
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no thanks, i'd rather stick with NCP. might cost more but at least i wouldn't get rotting cum all over my vehicle.

#357516 - 05/08/2003 10:29 PM Re: TomD [Re: TomD]  
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Really?

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#357517 - 05/08/2003 10:29 PM Re: TomD [Re: Maria]  
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Yes?

#357518 - 05/08/2003 10:31 PM Re: TomD [Re: TomD]  
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Oh dear.

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#357519 - 05/08/2003 10:34 PM Re: TomD [Re: Maria]  
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KET

#357520 - 05/08/2003 10:36 PM Re: TomD [Re: TomD]  
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geeebeee

"Alright mate?"

"What's your name?"

"U been here b4 mate?"

"Fuckin wikid night init mate?"

"Mate you are sound, feel like iv knows you forever mate."

"Oh mate, how many pills you had?"

"Can I have a drop of your water mate?"

"Mate, you are sorted, whats your number?"

"You are deffo my best mate."

Feel the love.

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#357521 - 05/08/2003 10:40 PM Re: TomD [Re: Maria]  
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geeebeee

"Alright mate!"
- "fssssshhpffffffff."
"So you like hard house then yeah?"
- "guuuuuuugggggggmmmmmmmm."
"Nice one brother. Fucking av it."
- "laaaaaaa haaahaaaaaaaaaaa."
"Drugs are well fucking cool aren't they. I feel so big."
- "ibbbbbbiiiimmp."
"You're fucking safe you are. Catch you later!"
- "mmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

#357522 - 05/08/2003 10:42 PM Re: TomD [Re: TomD]  
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"Mate, where you live il drop by sumtime?"

"Mate whats happening to me, i have 10 fingers on one hand."

"Oh nooo, did ya 'ere that? he fucked up! He is NOT a DJ man"

"Mate, seems i can't deny, some days just pass me by, you know i feel, i think i feel much better... on KET"

*gets jiggy with it*

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#357523 - 05/08/2003 10:49 PM Re: TomD [Re: Maria]  
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"Mate, where you live il drop by sumtime?"



hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :$ :$


"fucken' can ya h'yeer the hoovas, mush"
"fucken' hostile"

"so which DJ did you prefer then?"
- "i dunno, i'm really more of a drugs connoisseur myself"


KETWILLALWAYSBEWITHYOU

#357524 - 05/08/2003 10:53 PM Re: TomD [Re: TomD]  
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"Mate, can you feel that?"

"Mate these are really good, im cumin' up."

"Mate, can I have your dealers number? Im a perfectly normal person."

"Ah man this is a fucking choon!!"

"I can feel the beat pumping in my veins, what the fuck?!"

WIERDOSWILLALWAYSBEWITHYOU

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#357525 - 05/08/2003 11:01 PM Re: TomD [Re: Maria]  
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"god, i'm totally fucked, ehh!!"
"i pure fuckin love you, by the way"
"here's my CD mate, yeah have a listen, i've scratched in the hoovers from Are You All Ready, it sounds really good"

"mate, where do you live... are you having an afterparty?"
"mate, are you having an afterparty?"
"mate, do you mind if i walk with you? it's the same route"
"mate, can i just use your bog for a min?"

"geebee is soooo fucking good! i've had shitloads and i haven't gone und---" *thud*

Top Ket.

#357526 - 05/08/2003 11:05 PM Re: TomD [Re: TomD]  
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"geebee is soooo fucking good! i've had shitloads and i haven't gone und---" *thud*





"Its ok son your in hospital now"

*Whats happened man, and where the fuck is my geeebeeee!!!*

"Your alright, dont tell anyone but iv just slipped it in my pocket, brb."

*ah so yr up for sum GuranteedBbonin then are ya?*

Dr GB - try it, youl love it.

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#357527 - 05/08/2003 11:08 PM Re: TomD [Re: Maria]  
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are you sure that shouldn't be

"Dr GB - What's the worst that could happen?"
- "You might die."
"oh fuck, aye"

#357528 - 05/08/2003 11:09 PM Re: TomD [Re: TomD]  
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Born a LEG-END die a LEGEND

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#357529 - 05/08/2003 11:15 PM Re: TomD [Re: Maria]  
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hahahahaha *fart*

pass me the bottle, i'll take a swig or two


SNIFF SNIFF

Wayne is my hero

#357530 - 05/08/2003 11:16 PM Re: TomD [Re: TomD]  
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Wayne is my hero




hahahahahahahahahahahahaha (again).

"Hi, im wayne, genral spacker. pleased to meet you".

*Hi 5s it*

*misses*

*dribbles*

*winner*

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#357531 - 05/08/2003 11:18 PM Re: TomD [Re: Maria]  
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*winner*



LMAO

wayne, you can join the two thumbs up crew.

#357532 - 05/08/2003 11:23 PM Re: TomD [Re: TomD]  
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*winner*



LMAO

wayne, you can join the two thumbs up crew.



"Hey tiesticles, was a great night, couldn't find you though

Heres what i can remember, more will come back to me.

Matt - Ashtrax - Digital reason, Guide me god, LoLo - Melody, Pulser - Cloudwalking (beatpushers mix), shitloads of new stuff.

John - Narcotic Thrust - Safe from Harm (a trancier mix), Beauty never fades, Ashtrax - Digital Reason (ogenki clinic mix), final tune... BT - FLAMING JUNE (PvD mix) One more..... THRILLSEEKERS - SYNTHAESESIA"

aaaaaaah hahahha

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#357533 - 05/08/2003 11:27 PM Re: TomD [Re: Maria]  
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hahaha i checked it yesterday and it was STILL on-going, that joke will never die.



"nooo.... wait.... i can't find her in who's online.... surely she must be about here somewhere.... she's always on.... she's got to be here somewhere..... WHERE IS SHE?!!!!!!!"

#357534 - 05/08/2003 11:30 PM Re: TomD [Re: TomD]  
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hahaha i checked it yesterday and it was STILL on-going, that joke will never die.



Poor bastard eh?



Quote:

"nooo.... wait.... i can't find her in who's online.... surely she must be about here somewhere.... she's always on.... she's got to be here somewhere..... WHERE IS SHE?!!!!!!!"



hahahaha "I have some daisies for her maaaaaan"


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#357535 - 05/08/2003 11:32 PM Re: TomD [Re: Maria]  
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still what can you do when you're a hunchback freak-o-driftoid?

do some ket.

#357536 - 05/08/2003 11:34 PM Re: TomD [Re: TomD]  
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DO SOME.

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#357537 - 05/08/2003 11:44 PM Re: TomD [Re: Maria]  
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...

that's my creative energy for today run out now. nice one. :@

#357538 - 05/08/2003 11:47 PM Re: TomD [Re: TomD]  
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On your face.
Hush your buzz.

Next time u go to the corner shop.

Spack her.

Ya get me?

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#357539 - 05/08/2003 11:55 PM Re: TomD [Re: Maria]  
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will do, sergeant

or i'll just the hand off

#357540 - 05/08/2003 11:58 PM Re: TomD [Re: TomD]  
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#357541 - 05/09/2003 12:09 AM Re: TomD [Re: Maria]  
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"hi i'm paul glazby, i'm gonna be your dj for the night"

"first we're gonna do some nice old tunes that you'll remember"

"then we'll take up the pace a notch with some 'dance' tunes for the young'uns"

"and then we'll finish with some slow dances"

my mum likes it 'ard.

#357542 - 05/09/2003 12:12 AM Re: TomD [Re: TomD]  
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"Make love and listen to the hoovers"

RIGHT ON SISTAH

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#357543 - 05/09/2003 12:50 PM Re: TomD [Re: Maria]  
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dunno why but "right on sistah" just made me want to stick on the blues brothers soundtrack. fucking quality


what you learning PHP for??

#357544 - 05/09/2003 12:55 PM Re: TomD [Re: TomD]  
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nutters!

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#357545 - 05/09/2003 01:22 PM Re: TomD [Re: TomD]  
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dunno why but "right on sistah" just made me want to stick on the blues brothers soundtrack. fucking quality


what you learning PHP for??



Im thinking of learning TCP/IP too.

Im looking FORWARD. I aint staying here forever you know. I want to learn lots more IT.


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#357546 - 05/09/2003 01:26 PM Re: TomD [Re: Maria]  
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tcp/ip is above me

php is my life now. php and mysql.

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#357547 - 05/09/2003 01:26 PM Re: TomD [Re: TomD]  
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hahhaa

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#357548 - 05/09/2003 01:31 PM Re: TomD [Re: Maria]  
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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK


GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#357549 - 05/09/2003 01:34 PM Re: TomD [Re: TomD]  
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HTML - been loking at it since this morning - pretty hard to understand, but VERY interesting

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