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#463744 - 03/03/2003 11:43 PM I can't cook  
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In the fridge nxt to fanta
Just another point to show that I really can not cook, not only do things go wrong wen trying to cook more complicated dishes like spag bol but now even cooking burgers has lead me to nearly blow up my house

Lots of flames and a gas cooker don't mix very well and to make matters worse, I couldn't even [censored] out how to use the mini fire extinguisher. Think I'll just stick to eating sandwices

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#463745 - 03/03/2003 11:44 PM Re: I can't cook [Re: Pepsi]  
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as i said hun, you should be on a tv program called

can't cook, don't fuckin cook!!

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#463746 - 03/03/2003 11:44 PM Re: I can't cook [Re: Pepsi]  
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I'm usles at it 2 hun, be careful!

#463747 - 03/03/2003 11:47 PM Re: I can't cook [Re: SAVAGE]  
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I'm usles at it 2 hun, be careful!



What about my tea then wench???

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#463748 - 03/03/2003 11:47 PM Re: I can't cook [Re: SAVAGE]  
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On your face.
I cant remember the last time i cooked

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#463749 - 03/03/2003 11:49 PM Re: I can't cook [Re: Bushy]  
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mate say that to savage she'll have ya nuts in a nut cracker quicker than you can say jack the lad! lol

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#463750 - 03/03/2003 11:49 PM Re: I can't cook [Re: Maria]  
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In the fridge nxt to fanta
Definitely need sum1 to cook 4 me, hopefully scared my housemates enough for them to cook for me for the rest of the week lol

Well at least they'll be the ones cooking pancakes 2mo

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#463751 - 03/03/2003 11:50 PM Re: I can't cook [Re: Pepsi]  
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is it pancake day tomorrow. shite what day is that on, can't remember

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#463752 - 03/03/2003 11:50 PM Re: I can't cook [Re: Scream]  
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mate say that to savage she'll have ya nuts in a nut cracker quicker than you can say jack the lad! lol



OOPS!!!

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#463753 - 03/03/2003 11:52 PM Re: I can't cook [Re: Bushy]  
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well at least you've be warned hey!! lol

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#463754 - 03/03/2003 11:55 PM Re: I can't cook [Re: Scream]  
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Cheers mate!
If its any consolation, i cant cook either, unless its mexican, i love mexican grub!

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#463755 - 03/03/2003 11:56 PM Re: I can't cook [Re: Scream]  
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Im a good cook, do it all the time, but then i do live alone and have done for 3 and half years so i guess its a good job i can cook eh!! hehe

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#463756 - 03/03/2003 11:57 PM Re: I can't cook [Re: Bushy]  
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that's cus you disquise the burnt taste with spices ain't it mate,

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#463757 - 03/04/2003 12:17 AM Re: I can't cook [Re: Scream]  
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I cooking, as always been a hobby of mine. Pepsi hon, really can't see how you can fuck up burgers

#463758 - 03/04/2003 12:31 AM Re: I can't cook [Re: sentialSteve]  
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I cooking, as always been a hobby of mine. Pepsi hon, really can't see how you can fuck up burgers



by setting them on fire! and then nearly the rest of the house.

Claire - have been living away from home for 2 1/2 years and still can't cook properly. In fact I think its got worse.

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#463759 - 03/04/2003 12:43 AM Re: I can't cook [Re: sentialSteve]  
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I cooking, as always been a hobby of mine. Pepsi hon, really can't see how you can fuck up burgers



i'll keep that in mind

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#463760 - 03/04/2003 12:44 AM Re: I can't cook [Re: Tina_g]  
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i don't mind cooking myself

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#463761 - 03/04/2003 12:51 AM Re: I can't cook [Re: Tina_g]  
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i'll keep that in mind






#463762 - 03/04/2003 01:03 AM Re: I can't cook [Re: Pepsi]  
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I cooking, as always been a hobby of mine. Pepsi hon, really can't see how you can fuck up burgers



by setting them on fire! and then nearly the rest of the house.

Claire - have been living away from home for 2 1/2 years and still can't cook properly. In fact I think its got worse.



pepsi hun how are u managing 2 survive if u cant cook??

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#463763 - 03/04/2003 01:09 AM Re: I can't cook [Re: Tina_g]  
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In the fridge nxt to fanta
Ermmm, I eat sausage sandwiches, microwaved pizza, marmite on toast and I can just about stretch too cooking spag bol. Just ask Scream or Gordy lol

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#463764 - 03/04/2003 01:15 AM Re: I can't cook [Re: Pepsi]  
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Ermmm, I eat sausage sandwiches, microwaved pizza, marmite on toast and I can just about stretch too cooking spag bol. Just ask Scream or Gordy lol



lol have u ever thaught of taking catering classes. or get someone from the site 2 show u the basics


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#463765 - 03/04/2003 01:19 AM Re: I can't cook [Re: Tina_g]  
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In the fridge nxt to fanta
Gonna get that comic relief Jamie Oliver cook book I think.

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#463766 - 03/04/2003 01:26 AM Re: I can't cook [Re: Pepsi]  
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Gonna get that comic relief Jamie Oliver cook book I think.



hehehehehe good idea

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#463767 - 03/04/2003 01:31 AM Re: I can't cook [Re: sentialSteve]  
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i'll keep that in mind









Is that a yes then

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#463768 - 03/04/2003 09:20 AM Re: I can't cook [Re: Tina_g]  
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I live on toast and pasta, thats how far my cooking skills stretch!

Pepsi we should take a cookery course for total beginners together!!!!

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#463769 - 03/04/2003 09:23 AM Re: I can't cook [Re: Geordie_becky]  
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I can cook but I can never be arsed! Rather get a choccie bar out the cupboard then cook up a meal!

#463770 - 03/04/2003 09:43 AM Re: I can't cook [Re: Pepsi]  
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Definitely need sum1 to cook 4 me, hopefully scared my housemates enough for them to cook for me for the rest of the week lol

Well at least they'll be the ones cooking pancakes 2mo




Im sure i can cook something for you hun!! Made myself a risotto last night and it was well fit!!

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#463771 - 03/04/2003 09:56 AM Re: I can't cook [Re: TrickyD]  
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#463772 - 03/04/2003 10:24 AM Re: I can't cook [Re: neet]  
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Becky think that sounds like a good idea, or we could get TrickyD as our personel chef.

Neet when do your cookery courses start?

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#463773 - 03/04/2003 11:13 AM Re: I can't cook [Re: Tina_g]  
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#463774 - 03/04/2003 11:21 AM Re: I can't cook [Re: Pepsi]  
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or we could get TrickyD as our personel chef.






Sounds like fun!! You would have to buy me chefs hat tho!!!

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#463775 - 03/04/2003 11:40 AM Re: I can't cook [Re: TrickyD]  
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And some crappy checked trousers!

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#463776 - 03/04/2003 12:08 PM Re: I can't cook [Re: neet]  
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from what i've heard neet can cook. But i don't know as i've never tried her food, lol hint hint!!

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#463777 - 03/04/2003 12:55 PM Re: I can't cook [Re: Scream]  
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#463778 - 03/04/2003 01:33 PM Re: I can't cook [Re: Scream]  
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from what i've heard neet can cook. But i don't know as i've never tried her food, lol hint hint!!



You cheeky begger! Well, make your way down here and I'll cook you a feast!

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#463779 - 03/04/2003 02:17 PM Re: I can't cook [Re: neet]  
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Right i'm off to neets to have a feast!!

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#463780 - 03/04/2003 06:10 PM Re: I can't cook [Re: Scream]  
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oooooooo a personal chef sounds the best idea to me!!!!

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#463781 - 03/04/2003 11:13 PM Re: I can't cook [Re: Geordie_becky]  
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So when do i start?

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#463782 - 03/05/2003 12:37 AM Re: I can't cook [Re: TrickyD]  
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In the fridge nxt to fanta
Wats ya speciality then Tricky?

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#463783 - 03/05/2003 10:11 AM Re: I can't cook [Re: Pepsi]  
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I can confirm that Rick can actually cook!

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