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Mr_Moo said:
Cant i hear it on hard2findrecords or sumin?

Not even a lickle tester?

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Blink said:
Didn't Moby do a tune a while ago called 1000bpm that did this?

[I am talking about '95]

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yup he did - tis the world record 4 the fastest tune

that tune moo is on about is utter shit imo. how ne1 can dream of creating a tune that gets u all hyped up then just stops leaving u standing arund doing nuffin is beond me

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Mr_Moo said:
TWAT. Dont knock it till you've heard it.

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I don't think I'll bother thanks considering the response!

"crap tune with a gimmick. yawn"
"that tune moo is on about is utter shit imo"
"gets u all hyped up then just stops"
"bk played it"

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Tara said:
Well point it out to me then Rick coz I'm not sure I've heard it yet!

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BK played it about 3rd or 2nd last tune at Wildchild at the Coronet you silly moo!

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Mr_Moo said:
I heard it went to 1000bpm, but only quickly, then right back down (or it stops.. not sure)

Mixmag says: Yeah errrmm, what Tony said.

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liquideyes said:
Try to explain yourself more clearly next time.

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TomD said:
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TomD said:
andy farley at his worst moment, what was he thinking?? oh, wait, no, he was probably fucked.

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Yeah, and then he probably played the track to a fucked hard house crowd, who lapped it up, so he decided to release the track. He shortlisted a few prospective names for the track ("accelerate", "gesticulate", "defecate" ... "gimmicky toss with a derivative hard house beat") and plumped for the first one. There you go, the story behind yet another shitty hard dance track.

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I know from what people have said, and where its been played ive heard it @ least twice. But i had no idea then.

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TomD said:
hahahahahaha, petty arguments aside, kids, the tune's still proper shit.

andy farley at his worst moment, what was he thinking?? oh, wait, no, he was probably fucked. wheeeeyyy.

and as for bk, well he should know better.

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liquideyes said:
They're probably trying to think of another lame gimmick for the B-side. Perhaps they could sample the sound of a pneumatic drill. Or paint drying.

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Mr_Moo said:
Was? Or am i on?

From what people have said where its been played. I know ive heard it @ least twice.....

But @ the time of hearing it, i had no idea what it was, or even remember hearing it......

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thats probably cuz u were thinking "y is the dj laughing at every1 whos dancing to this tune? i think his taking the piss out of us "

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Blink said:
Didn't Moby do a tune a while ago called 1000bpm that did this?

[I am talking about '95]

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andy farley at his worst moment, what was he thinking?? oh, wait, no, he was probably fucked.

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Jealousy will get you nowhere...

And they have decided what to put on the B side, so it will be released soon...

There really are some tossers on here, they seem to be able to slag off a tune without even ever hearing it...

So how do you do that you bunch of tossers??

Tom - Seems you wouldn't know a good tune anyway, so you really are not worth listening to...

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andy farley at his worst moment, what was he thinking?? oh, wait, no, he was probably fucked.

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Yeah, and then he probably played the track to a fucked hard house crowd, who lapped it up, so he decided to release the track. He shortlisted a few prospective names for the track ("accelerate", "gesticulate", "defecate" ... "gimmicky toss with a derivative hard house beat") and plumped for the first one. There you go, the story behind yet another shitty hard dance track.

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Jealousy will get you nowhere...

And they have decided what to put on the B side, so it will be released soon...

There really are some tossers on here, they seem to be able to slag off a tune without even ever hearing it...

So how do you do that you bunch of tossers??

Tom - Seems you wouldn't know a good tune anyway, so you really are not worth listening to...

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rickd said:
There really are some tossers on here, they seem to be able to slag off a tune without even ever hearing it...

So how do you do that you bunch of tossers??

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rickd said:
There really are some tossers on here, they seem to be able to slag off a tune without even ever hearing it...

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I have already admitted that I haven't actually heard the track, I'm just taking the piss out of the silly gimmick! To be honest though I do trust Mr Happy and TomD's opinions

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There really are some tossers on here, they seem to be able to slag off a tune without even ever hearing it...

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I have already admitted that I haven't actually heard the track, I'm just taking the piss out of the silly gimmick! To be honest though I do trust Mr Happy and TomD's opinions

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Wow, and there was I thinking music was a personal thing...

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TomD said:
my opinion is always right, though.

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TomD said:
my opinion is always right, though.

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my opinion is always right, though.

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Mr_Moo said:
Right.

Heard it in SS HQ on sat night.

F00kin CHOON!

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Blink said:
Didn't Moby do a tune a while ago called 1000bpm that did this?

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It was called "1000"

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Right.

Heard it in SS HQ on sat night.

F00kin CHOON!

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1> it doesnt go up to 1000bpm
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1> it doesnt go up to 1000bpm
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1> it doesnt go up to 1000bpm
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1> it doesnt go up to 1000bpm
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oi twat thats not wot u was sayin on satnite!!!!

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Tony.P said:
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nah, gotta disagree, it's defo a crowd pleaser. And at the end of the day thats what a good choon played in a club should do

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so if the crowd r content to listening to a leaking tap for 2 hours then thats what u have to play

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nah, gotta disagree, it's defo a crowd pleaser. And at the end of the day thats what a good choon played in a club should do

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so if the crowd r content to listening to a leaking tap for 2 hours then thats what u have to play

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doh yeh!!!!! if its pleasing the crowd, thats the main thing isnt it mr-happy???? its about reading the crowd, playing & pleasing!!!

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oi! im the resident moody bastard here!! mr. happy is just finicky in a way that always takes him

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ok ok grummpy butt!!!! oooooooohhhhhhhh tetchy mod!!!

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oi! im the resident moody bastard here!! mr. happy is just finicky in a way that always takes him

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nah, gotta disagree, it's defo a crowd pleaser. And at the end of the day thats what a good choon played in a club should do

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so if the crowd r content to listening to a leaking tap for 2 hours then thats what u have to play

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SarahPvc said:
Havnt read through all the posts (ok so im lazy) but ive got the tune on a BK sampler & think its wikid!
It appears that generally people are wanting to hear harder / faster music these days judging by the response ive seen recently to hardcore & gabba tunes being dropped into hard house sets.

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most definately, was only saying last night to a mate how many hardcore & harddance tunes are sounding so similar lately!!

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Havnt read through all the posts (ok so im lazy) but ive got the tune on a BK sampler & think its wikid!
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Mod1 said:
oi! im the resident moody bastard here!! mr. happy is just finicky in a way that always takes him

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Mod1 said:
oi! im the resident moody bastard here!! mr. happy is just finicky in a way that always takes him

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oi! im the resident moody bastard here!! mr. happy is just finicky in a way that always takes him

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It appears that generally people are wanting to hear harder / faster music these days judging by the response ive seen recently to hardcore & gabba tunes being dropped into hard house sets.

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2ndly) i wouldnt say it was a genralisation as i know loads of hardhouse lovers that dont like thier hardhouse tupidly fast or hard. plus what about all the lovers of techno/house/trance/prog/breakbeat/etc. they are gaining new bloody as quickly as hardhouse is yet thier hardly orientated by the empasis on harder faster music

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Havnt read through all the posts (ok so im lazy) but ive got the tune on a BK sampler & think its wikid!
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Mod1 said:

i think youll find i singled it out for a good slaggin'!!!!

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wasnt that hostile???

actually it was all the fookin tunes on the cd!!!

but hang on a min..........

u were the 1 that bought it

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i think youll find i singled it out for a good slaggin'!!!!

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wasnt that hostile???

actually it was all the fookin tunes on the cd!!!

but hang on a min..........

u were the 1 that bought it

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Scream said:
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liquideyes said:
Nothing wrong with gradually building up. I still love loads of progressive stuff. What is annoying is when every single tune builds up in exactly the same way. (Here's a theme, in come the hi-hats, in comes the clap, etc ... talk about signposted music!)

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liquideyes said:
Nothing wrong with gradually building up. I still love loads of progressive stuff. What is annoying is when every single tune builds up in exactly the same way. (Here's a theme, in come the hi-hats, in comes the clap, etc ... talk about signposted music!)

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