Hey everyone
i'll be flying from manchester in three weeks time
i don't like flying but i know ill be fine..
four vodkas and coke and a large glass of wine
i step on the plane and can't walk in a line
the air hostess asks if i'd like a drink
i look out the window and it makes me think
my mate shouts out ''I'll have a whiskey and coke''
i say i'm ok, but I could do with a smoke
two weeks on the island gurning away
p i s s e d - stoned and high all night and all day
the time soon goes by and ill be on my way home
the first few days back ill be having a moan
and when i'm back in my piddly little town
ill be 2 stone lighter and a nice shade of brown
AUGUST 27TH - SEPTEMBER the 10th.
anyone fancy meeting for a
or a