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Why d u want to know bout me.

Well neway,

Im a wannabe axe murderer from brighton who has somehow on my escaping from the police ended up in dundee whilst running an errand for me mate Dave. Now that im here i wish i was in baghdad (dont ask y cos its a long story). But then i jumped off this 2 foot high wall, landed, rolled, and came up shooting and throwing knives at the Russian and italian mafia who found my hiding place. luckily the ruskies and italians started shooting each other i was able to make my escape. I hid from the Yakuza by hidind underneath a camouflaged carpet. But then one of them stumbled on me so i had to watch a dvd. Grabbed a beer and a slice of pizza and chilled for a bit. Then gi=ot in my souped up racer and sped off at 10mph. This ended up with the FBI and Army after me but i managed to change my car for a spliff which i used to chill them out. I then started to clean around them with a hoover.

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A note to the owner or 'that waffle up there';

Go away. Being 'random' isn't funny - never was - never will be.

A note to the owner of 'that waffle up there'(pt 2);

Get out more - 1273 posts in 40 days is, to put it bluntly, fecking sad. Damn student layabout type personage - go get a job or something!

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Maria said:
MUMMY G !

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Nick G said:


Is it bollox! Mummy G is the nuts - crazy, stupid, bonkers maybe, but never *random*

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benrostwood said:
im sure that in the same time span as ive got the amount of posts i do creamy has prob done more than me.

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Yeah - maybe, but most of his posts are relevant ...

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Creamyc said
cunt

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Creamyc said
cunt

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yeah, really relevant.

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Who was that to? I bet they actually are a cunt!

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benrostwood said:
he says cunt to almost every single thing he replies to

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and .....?

Personally, I tend to agree with him on most occasions

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Captain_Cunted said:
wat does my biography say?

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benrostwood said:
im sure that in the same time span as ive got the amount of posts i do creamy has prob done more than me.

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That doesnt give u the god given right to do the same u know!!

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Captain_Cunted said:
wat does my biography say?

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Fuck all!

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i cant remember writing that

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benrostwood said:
im sure that in the same time span as ive got the amount of posts i do creamy has prob done more than me.

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That doesnt give u the god given right to do the same u know!!

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benrostwood said:
he says cunt to almost every single thing he replies to

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benrostwood said:
he says cunt to almost every single thing he replies to

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Thats not true.

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ermmmmmmmmmm yes it it is!!!

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benrostwood said:
he says cunt to almost every single thing he replies to

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Thats not true.

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ermmmmmmmmmm yes it it is!!!

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benrostwood said:
he says cunt to almost every single thing he replies to

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Thats not true.

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ermmmmmmmmmm yes it it is!!!

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Oh yeeeeeah, I forgot your mate hates me saying it. But then if I think someone is one then I'll say it, I dont see no one having a go at Moo, James, Phil R etc etc etc.

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im not having a go!! *CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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benrostwood said:
he says cunt to almost every single thing he replies to

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ermmmmmmmmmm yes it it is!!!

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Oh yeeeeeah, I forgot your mate hates me saying it. But then if I think someone is one then I'll say it, I dont see no one having a go at Moo, James, Phil R etc etc etc.

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liquideyes said:
"Miss Diddy is a patronising half-wit" is only a sentence.

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& "liquid eyes is a jumped up know it all" FACT!!!

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CreamyC said:
I tend to sway with liquideyes here.

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& you can shudditt *c**t*

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liquideyes said:
"Miss Diddy is a patronising half-wit" is only a sentence.

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& "liquid eyes is a jumped up know it all" FACT!!!

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Cheers.

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dizzy said:
I don't understand why people find the word cunt any more offensive than other words. Why is twat less offensive than cunt?

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liquideyes said:
"Miss Diddy is a patronising half-wit" is only a sentence.

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& "liquid eyes is a jumped up know it all" FACT!!!

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dizzy said:
I don't understand why people find the word cunt any more offensive than other words. Why is twat less offensive than cunt?

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Thank god someone has some brains.

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I've just never understood it. No-one ever kicks up a fuss if someone gets called a twwat or a pussy or whatever, but as soon as you say cunt, it's all like "oooooh, please don't say that "

...pathetic. Anyone who hates the word is just a cunt.

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...pathetic. Anyone who hates the word is just a cunt.

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yeah ok

think it comes down to a matter of oppinion, i personally dont mind the word and have no probs.....but its comments like that which gets peoples back up

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dizzy said:
Ah chill, why does everyone take this so seriously?

If you'd seen the smirk on my face, you'd have seen it wasn't meant offensively.

Unfortunately there aren't any smilies on here which fairly represent my face, so, i'm sorry whoever I've offended.

I'm just a cunt.

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iv not taken you seriously, and you certainly havent offended me, like i said before, its just a 4 letter word to me

BTW.....use the and people wont take you so serious