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#755394 - 12/31/2003 06:31 AM Silly Jokes  
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what do lovesick owls say when it rains?

too wet to woo.



whats green and hard?

a frog with a tattoo




What's 'Bob' short for?

Cos he's got little legs



'i once knew a man with a wooden leg named smith'

'really? what was the name of his other leg?'



How do you send a baby astronaut to sleep?

Rocket

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#755395 - 12/31/2003 06:14 PM Re: Silly Jokes [Re: Claire DC]  
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Pop my cherry, it tickles when you tongue me
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#755396 - 01/01/2004 02:04 AM Re: Silly Jokes [Re: Claire DC]  
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#755397 - 01/01/2004 02:09 AM Re: Silly Jokes [Re: sweet26]  
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Needs to go back to School.
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sunny old hull
should that be aloud

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#755398 - 01/01/2004 12:37 PM Re: Silly Jokes [Re: Trouble]  
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Good ole cracker humour.

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#755399 - 01/01/2004 10:11 PM Re: Silly Jokes [Re: Trouble]  
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Quote:

Trouble said:
should that be aloud



'allowed'

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#755400 - 01/02/2004 08:56 AM Re: Silly Jokes [Re: Claire DC]  
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#755401 - 01/03/2004 03:16 AM Re: Silly Jokes [Re: Mad_Clubber]  
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Not the brightest lightbulb !
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me ickle purple room
didnt laugh at 1 of them

#755402 - 01/03/2004 11:30 AM Re: Silly Jokes [Re: Claire DC]  
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Time to Glow
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ked up never to be alowed out ...

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