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#757065 - 01/04/2004 12:09 AM chastity belt  
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All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.

One knight told his best friend - "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use should I not return from the Crusade."

The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching.

Thinking it might be an important message from the town the column halted.

A horseman approached. It was the knight's best friend.

He yelss - "Hey, you gave me the wrong key!!"


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#757066 - 01/04/2004 02:41 PM Re: chastity belt [Re: sweet26]  
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#757067 - 01/05/2004 10:10 AM Re: chastity belt [Re: NeoN]  
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