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#760728 - 01/07/2004 10:12 AM Oxy Morons  
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Warwickshire, England
Anybody know any better ones?

Bored...look what i found:
45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works


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#760729 - 01/07/2004 10:14 AM Re: Oxy Morons [Re: Mad_Clubber]  
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Likes it HARD !
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On your face.

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#760730 - 01/07/2004 11:04 AM Re: Oxy Morons [Re: Maria]  
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New Member !
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These are great, you come out with them and people jus look all confused

#760731 - 01/07/2004 11:08 AM Re: Oxy Morons [Re: Mad_Clubber]  
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k / back row (4-8)
'Happily Married'

Walks quietly but carries a big Fin.
#760732 - 01/07/2004 11:09 AM Re: Oxy Morons [Re: Don]  
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On your face.
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Don said:
'Happily Married'




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#760733 - 01/07/2004 11:10 AM Re: Oxy Morons [Re: Don]  
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Don said:
'Happily Married'



Impossible....Has to be the number one oxy moron of all time!

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#760734 - 01/07/2004 03:00 PM Re: Oxy Morons [Re: Don]  
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Top Bird !
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Quote:

Don said:
'Happily Married'



can't believe you of all people said that!!


#760735 - 01/07/2004 03:08 PM Re: Oxy Morons [Re: Belinda]  
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posted straight from bored.com huh

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#760736 - 01/07/2004 06:52 PM Re: Oxy Morons [Re: Spunkmonkey]  
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K90 makes me wet
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a tidy weekend...

i think so far they've all been pretty messy.

#760737 - 01/08/2004 07:41 AM Re: Oxy Morons [Re: MoffMyPickle]  
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Stoke on Trent
number one should be: "bill gates"



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#760738 - 01/08/2004 08:25 AM Re: Oxy Morons [Re: Mad_Clubber]  
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"airline food" might suck but it's not an oxymoron

alasdair

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#760739 - 01/08/2004 10:38 PM Re: Oxy Morons [Re: alasdairm]  
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god you must be bored! and oxymoron is one word


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