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this site is slipping.

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oops has my arrival signaled a turn for the worse??

But this post has great potential?

Day 2 etc....

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DevilishAngelJodie said:
Day 2 ( the neibour)

i play my trance so loud the neigbour came bangin on the door, he started asking me questions then asked to see my glowstick collection, thne i offerd him a drink, i turned round and bend down to the fridge and i felt something go up my are. to my supirse it was my prize glowstick

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DevilishAngelJodie said:
Day 2 ( the neibour)

i play my trance so loud the neigbour came bangin on the door, he started asking me questions then asked to see my glowstick collection, thne i offerd him a drink, i turned round and bend down to the fridge and i felt something go up my are. to my supirse it was my prize glowstick

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Day 3....

I quickly decide that trance just isnt for me anymore and take a trip to hmv to find something a little more refined...

I stumble across a compilation called "try-hard sounz volume 1"

The picture of a woman with a posh handbag on the front cover takes my fancy and i decide to make this my first purchase.....to be continued...

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Day 4
i final get the cd out of the bag , im still tired from spending 10 hours in a+e removing the glowstick from out my bum, the told me i would never be bale to have anal again .
i get the cd cover and the woamn looks so hot i got have a wnak, fuck i got jizz all over the cd i wonder if it will still work

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Day 4
i final get the cd out of the bag , im still tired from spending 10 hours in a+e removing the glowstick from out my bum, the told me i would never be bale to have anal again .
i get the cd cover and the woamn looks so hot i got have a wnak, fuck i got jizz all over the cd i wonder if it will still work

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(NOTE - THIS POST WENT DOWNHILL VERY FAST)

Day 5 am

I wipe off the last of my jizz, and put the cd on, the first track looks good Paul Van Dyk - For An Angel(Funky Mix)..i never knew there was a remix?

Surprisingly this tune works and i am slowly doing my pointy finger dance like a good 'un, but something tells me my dancing needs an overhaul just like my wardrobe and cd collection...

Day 5 pm

I invite my friend Jason round, he works for Toni & Guy, apparently he gets paid to fuck up peoples hair? (strange eh?)

I shows me a few moves, i think he looks weird, as if he is putting out a cigarette and pluckin things off his chest?

But i decide i can master this new dance and begin practising long into the night....

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DevilishAngelJodie said:
i final get the cd out of the bag , im still tired from spending 10 hours in a+e removing the glowstick from out my bum, the told me i would never be bale to have anal again .
i get the cd cover and the woamn looks so hot i got have a wnak, fuck i got jizz all over the cd i wonder if it will still work

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what a mental image

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DevilishAngelJodie said:
i final get the cd out of the bag , im still tired from spending 10 hours in a+e removing the glowstick from out my bum, the told me i would never be bale to have anal again .
i get the cd cover and the woamn looks so hot i got have a wnak, fuck i got jizz all over the cd i wonder if it will still work

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what a mental image

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DevilishAngelJodie said:
day 6

fuck i just woke up and found that jason in bed with me, what the hell happened last nite,
i walk over to my wardrobe and i found someoen has cut up all my cyber gear oh kow my life is over

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Day 7

omg what a session i had last nite i came home with 2 birds omg they were so hot i didn't know what to do so i just sat bak and watched
thankoyu jason for getting me a new wardrobe.

I fianl chucked all my dummies out 2day was a sad day then i found a poster of ann Savage i had over it and i makred all the poster

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Day 8

I am in two minds whether to keep my pokeman's as i have fond memories of gatecrasher where we all used to just sit there and be moody fuckers in our little clique and if anyone walked past that wasnt a gimp dressed like a 3 year old we would blank them completely.

But Jason promises me i can be in his clique be i have to have a "mullet"....i am confused as i thought they went out in the eighties i am worried i will look like i am TRYING TOO HARD!!!!
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Day 9

i spent all night talking on the phone to jason. he promised me so much, to chnage my life to make me like him and promised me everything will be good, just put my trust into him, i don't know what to do.

The 2 gilrs came round from the other night but i could not get a stiffy i don't think i can do it anymore i think i have fallen for Jason

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Day 10

I have definately fallen for Jason, it must be the way his tramlines are so perfectly formed, or his tanned body, i would love to rim him all night long....

Maybe i did the other night?'

I have a funny taste in my mouth?

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Day 11
I final told jason that i have fallen for him, but i just found out he is straight, my life is so over, the one guy i am in love with is straight, should i turn back to cyber and to all my freinds with my pokemon.
i alwasy though Jason was gay he said i looked cute in my red pvc nurses outfit i feel used and unwanted

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I feel used!

How can i overcome this?

I have heard of a place that deals with rejects like myself

it is called gurn.net......i am thinking if it will help me?

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The end

fuck we that bored lol

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wel go to sleep if ya bored mr

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heres a spoon....now eat this!!

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DevilishAngelJodie said:
i told u b4

not in public

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s'not wot u said last time went u frigged me of in safeways?

it went all over the biscuit display aswell if you remember?

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Safways would never ctach me there im dedicated to Sainsbury's don't u knowbut it did make the biscuits nice n creamy

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i wonder is anyone else will actually post a reply to this thread???

prob not considerin how it veered from the original topic so much?

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i tried and then the latter half of the post i started feeling physically sick

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oh okay then...

Day 12

I feel the need to chop off jasons bollocks and pickle them
i am now a fully fledged hardcore raver...i never liked funky much anyway...